Emerging from my social media avoidance to throw down an emphatic god dammit yes go mariners

I have some pretty damning stuff on key city council members so they pulled strings for me to cross state lines just this once

It really is impossible to overstate how big of a deal this is. A dingus from Kitsap poasted his way into one of 30 roles like this in existence. The moral of this story is unironically to fixate on weird little minutiae and ride that shit to the promised land brother (and work really hard I guess).

Nobody more deserving of running an NFL team’s analytics department than Sean. So proud to call him a friend and see where his journey has taken him. Just know that this is the final nice thing I will ever say about the bastard.

This is violence (please continue)

Never a bad time to run this back. Pete Carroll is one of one and the NFL is inarguably a better product with him in it.

I need it more than oxygen

Okay now we just need Pittsburgh to move off of Russ who will obviously end up in Vegas as Pete’s bridge QB so they can 1. succeed together as they always have and 2. work in tandem to develop a young terminator under center who spews aphorisms and hornyposts on main

Seahawks-Raiders matchup in Vegas will feed families

My Pete Carroll Story On Wednesday, the Seattle Seahawks announced the departure of Pete Carroll as head coach of the team. This is my Pete Carroll story:

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Legendarily bad game from Andrews. Forever etching his name into the rich tapestry of football history. Good for him.

Romo has been especially painful tonight. I love Nantz more than just about anybody but Tony's dragging the whole broadcast down.

Welcome back Nathaniel Hackett

Ok but have you considered that this is hilarious

I swear to god

I’d be an idiot to not pounce on this right?

They sure are and I recommend every last one of them!

Yeah they’re great and from Tacoma. Very disingenuous iwbh.

Keeping the tradition of forgetting to post my favorite songs of the year until mid-January alive! Shoutout 2024 for at least giving us some great music.

They didn't even call grounding?

Don't you dare give Stafford the benefit of an incomplete pass. That is dishonorable football and he deserves to be punished.

The point isn’t that Goff is bad or unworthy of praise, but that it’s unreasonable to expect any QB to thrive to the full extent of their abilities behind the collection of turnstiles Seattle trots out on a weekly basis

Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that

If I were there it would’ve gotten done

That’s the scurvy talking

I finally have to k*** another Mike

“So glad the Pete Carroll era is over” in the bio. Great guy I’m sure.

This is dangerously close to identity theft and destroying the brand. I might need to John Wick this dude.