woman sitting across the aisle on this amtrak train listening to videos out loud and eating hard boiled eggs—you are now my lifelong enemy

i really want to rewatch this just for “OBAMNA”

i wish @septaphilly.bsky.social would cut me a monthly check for all the money i’ve spent on lyfts because my bus never showed up!

common diplo L

honks definitely need to cost money and it should be proportional to how expensive your car is so rich people can’t just honk freely. if you drive a newer bmw you pay like 2k each.

AND she’s wearing a mask!

seriously, everyone involved in this movie should be embarrassed

the bride! is so bad that i almost didn’t mind the ridiculous dance numbers because at least there was no dialog during them

a ton of wastewater reporting sites across the US have stopped reporting though, which i imagine would impact the data

i know i should delete tiktok but the world is so awful and sometimes i just really need a compilation video of kids smacking into their own reflection in a mirror maze to brighten my day 😔

this week felt like a month 😫

cocomelon for adults

not even kidding it really looks like he’s singing this. the intro part, not later when it gets screamy

i felt the hate rise up in me
kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
i wander out where you can’t see
inside my shell i wait and bleed

@leslieleeiii: Please start taking COVID seriously before more people have to suffer and die.

You know, I'm extremely angry about what happened to Leslie. This was the last tweet he wrote before he died. This is such a fucked up, selfish society that we've normalized mass infection, stigmatized public health, and put disabled people through hell. Things didn't have to be this way.

black phone 2 mostly sucked but ngl ethan hawke in that mask could get it

ok if nyc can elect zohran after a string of fuckin bozos maybe there’s hope for philly yet???

when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it

alas, i will finish bunny anyway

i’m starting to think i don’t like mona awad all that much *dodges rotten tomatoes*

liking bc same :/

can you get an ADA exemption?

“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment” - some guy

when i was 14 i got myself a plaid tie and painted “i hate avril lavigne” on it because i was sick of people assuming i liked her just because we both wore spikey bracelets from hot topic and were “nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs”

i forgot to bring my headphones to work at a cafe and they’re playing music that sounds like AI trained on the most jack antonoff-y taylor swift songs 💀

i can’t remember most of my nb name ideas and need to start keeping a list, but here’s another from today: tugboat, but tug for short. isn’t it cute?

“whoa”

my partner’s given name is already ambiguous/gender neutral so they’re not interested in any of my ideas 😑

i’ve been coming up with some god tier nonbinary names lately. ex: cole but spelled KOHL like the eyeliner.

i had a real “philly fucking rules” moment tonight when my car, along with a bunch of others, got locked in a parking lot after a late outdoor movie screening and some rando came through with bolt cutters and broke us all out