IF HILLARY WAS PRESIDENT WE'D ALL BE AT BRUNCH / IF KAMALA WAS PRESIDENT WE'D ALL BE AT BRUNCH

We'd have been at brunch this whole time, 183000 bottomless mimosas deep, floor wet with vomit, servers reduced to homo sacher like the teens in Salo, another pancake for the table, no world but brunch

3 months of double vision have puzzled me. Today I rode my bike. Learning to adapt…

Take a seat tough guy. You voted for him in 2016 & your ex still carries water for him.

A family of lowlifes

36 years of saying yes to almost every artist who asks “can I record with you?”

Secretary Shit Digits