All over Ireland and in parts of America people are pretending that they're English today.
They'll put on bowler hats and down pints of Abbot Ale & London Pride to celebrate.
#StGeorgesDay
Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. Edgar Boozer.”
It would be a real shame if this went viral.
😉😁
I see that Chelsea have fired manager Liam Rosenior less than 4 months into a 6 year contract.
Not a massive surprise but reflects badly on the people who brought him in mid/season in the first place.
What price Alonso to Stamford Bridge (as looks like Slot is staying)?
A draft dodger is arresting war veterans for protesting his illegal war with Iran. Remember in November.
Your government refusing to prosecute sexual predators, but protect them instead, only makes sense when you realize your government is being run by sexual predators.
They laughed at us because Americans were stupid enough to "vote" him back into office. Now they look at us with disgust and distrust.
Of course the piss goblins are involved in insider trading .. corruption & criminality is their thing.
Boris Johnson on his way back from a party
Kemi Badenoch can't believe Keir Starmer would allow anyone with links to the Kremlin anywhere near government
Lee Anderson, aka 30pLee, in front of a sign that reads "ANAL TOURS". Possibly take Amsterdam, judging by the buildings behind him.
Looks like Lee Anderson has won the race to the bottom.
Christ the Redeemer statue in Brazil.
An absolutely bloody massive statue of a doctor ...
LOL.
The Press knew. They laughed.
The Tories knew. They didn’t care.
All I see now is hypocrisy.
Reminder 1: Mandelson was appointed specifically because he shared a social circle with the Mango Mussolini’s peadophile mate.
Reminder 2: Boris Johnson’s chum, Lord Lebedev also failed the vetting procedure but that was overruled by the Albino Bingibbon so he could make his buddy a Lord.
Well he’s certainly had a lot of practice 😉😄
😂😂😂
There’s more chance of me falling into a wormhole, travelling back in time & a certain lady agreeing she’d go out with me, than this transfer happening …
Funny how Fromage, having bigged up the councils they took as symbols of how they’d run the country (eg Kent), has effectively declared them a verboten topic as each one has become roiling omniclusterfuck.
Industrial newz: a bottling plant is being opened in North London.
Managing apprentice sith, Ma Tarteta, says they hope to be operational by the end of May.
#ComeOnYouRedmen
Let’s turn the their new stadium into the same place of pain that Goodison was.
##YNWA #JFT97 #FO20
Never thought of it like that! 😂😂😂
I see the Mango Mussolini is teasing info about UFO files is being released “soon”.
Which is in no way a cynical attempt to divert attention from the disastrous war he launched to cover up evidence held by the Israeli government about his decades-long friendship with a child rapist.
Whoa:
Our company does loads of shitty 'team building' events. The ice breaker is always 'tell everyone an interesting fact about yourself'. I always make them up. Last time I convinced everyone I drove the bulldozer in Bowie's Ashes to Ashes video.
Wanted a lovely large floral wallpaper in my bedroom. Husband laughed when I said I'd be able to decorate while he was working away. Proved him wrong and did it but the fucker's on upside down. Thankfully he hasn't noticed.
Church organist here. Lovely old dear in the congregation looks like Ken Dodd. Every time she comes in to a service I try and secretly play 'Happiness'. Nobody has spotted this yet.
At the very least I'd recall Elliot from the farcical loan at Villa.
He'd be a good singing but not sure NUFC would be keen to do deal as still some rancour left after Isak saga. As boyhood Red he'd be keen but the price would be north of £80m as he's contracted to 2030.
Other areas need strengthening too - maybe depends on who is the manager next season.
