i heard everyone is leaving bluesky for twitter so follow me there @cuckcat

can i come over and hang upside down from your ceiling like a bat

“accidentally” dropping the thanksgiving turkey on the ground because i’m having a bad time and want to leave

first date idea: we chase each other in circles

help me find all my friends bro

can i come over and crawl around on you like a bug

placing a 1000 year curse on the person who took my handle