do not the cactus

I’m going to bend Revali over until I’ve fucked the smug out of him and left a permanent handprint in his crest and tail

Late night Revali~ 💙✨

a man with a beard and white hair is looking up at the sky . ALT: a man with a beard and white hair is looking up at the sky .

It’ll be a hell of a way to go

Wonder who's calling him to get this reaction 😳

#art #furryart #furry #nsfw

I love it when deer OCs keep their spots, especially on their shoulders and back. Just makes me want to trace and kiss each and every one, ideally with their arms suspended above their head so I can inspect them unencumbered.

Commission for @erzaad.bsky.social

I’m sure the second this compose window closes, the little box of horrors that is my phone will show me a new series of atrocities out of my control occur in nearly real-time, but at this exact moment in time, my hair is so fucking soft and my arms are criminally empty

Everyone talks about post-nut clarity, but y’all ever just take a really long shower, without anywhere to be or anything to do after, and come out feeling like maybe some things are gonna be okay? Sublime.

Gazelle sans clothing. She is standing with one leg raised, giving us quite the view.

Gazelle showing off her markings

APR. reward for @calamitycolt.bsky.social‬

sheep shagger #jagoandshervin

Sitting here trying to learn driver frameworks when the only thing I’m trying to enumerate is you until your target state reads as purged

I prefer the term “architect,” but yes. 😏

If only someone would pin my back, lay on top of me, and let me play with their hair and ears while they tell me about their day 🥵

I require a life-size plush of him
for reasons

If a beige unicorn calls you “bird” when you’re not a bird, it’s a term of endearment meaning you’re loved unconditionally.

If he calls you “bird” and you *are* a bird, it’s still a sign that you’re loved unconditionally, but are also about to wish you started stretching 10 minutes ago.

Kinda in the mood to tie someone up, cage them, and see how many octaves I can get them to say my name in

after a night with the Mr. Biting himself

by @ekzonzz.bsky.social

Turns out following up a physical after an auto accident with a Covid booster wasn’t the best idea...

at least my tetanus shot was up to date 🙃

Currently ROCK hard (everything hurts) and THROBBING (I can feel my heartbeat everywhere) 😤

The bisexual urge to call anyone you're even remotely intimate with "bird"

Kaizerfreak in service to his god...

Hope that collar has a warranty 😈

a man wearing a t-shirt that says it 's worse it 's so much worse . ALT: a man wearing a t-shirt that says it 's worse it 's so much worse .

this touch starved ramble is bright to you by me waking up 5 hours earlier than expected and becoming extremely self conscious about my birthday being in two weeks

if you think *this* is corny, imagine having me on telegram

it’s a wonder that I’m still single
certainly a mystery

Sure sex is hot and all but like
have you ever pictured yourself as your character cradling and caressing a dear friend’s character and letting the thoughts of their warmth and feeling of their fur and the satisfaction of getting to cherish them carry you to sleep

Billy Deadlock with the pants!

A good doe never says “thank you.” Well, not audibly, at least. Isn’t that right, @zennydoe.bsky.social? www.furaffinity.net/view/61719070/