Ikr it really did get weirdly specific… 🐓

I was all zen right up until my brain processed ‘scrawny’.

Excuse me???

MA’AM. Check your eyes, check your attitude, check everything.

Hey all, sorry for disappearing - had to take a break from everything online for a bit - my cat passed away and it took (and still takes) and it’s still hard. Atm I don’t have the time/energy to be here as much as before, but I’ll be around when I can. I hope you’re all doing well ❤️

Ahh I hope you’re doing well, and what is troubling you will be resolved soon. Big hugs ❤️

I'm so excited to share an amazing piece of art that I commissioned from the incredibly talented, @armenelos.bsky.social!

Before we had S2 I dreamed of the moment Celebrimbor withstood Sauron on the steps of the Mírdain, and I'm sure you'll agree this piece is a beautiful vision of that moment.

Holding that peach emoji with both hands. As he should 🍑✨

Sauron as Annatar kissing Celebrimbor passionately. Sauron is bowed over Celebrimbor who is a bit bent backward. Sauron's hands are both grabbing one of the elven smith's ass cheeks. Celebrimbor is blushing. Sauron is in his black Annatar outfit, with the hair bow. Celebrimbor is in his green robe outfit with the forge apron on. Signed "@mrbluebird".

this kiss deserves its own post 😙
#silvergifting #sauron #annatar #celebrimbor #theringsofpower

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME IMAGINE THAT

I’ve gotten a lot of new followers the last couple of days. I mean people with 99% political content on their accounts.

What are the odds that they’re all secretly smut-loving Tolkien fans?

Am I on some sort of list..? 🧐

“when one of them makes the other feel safe 😍😍😍” no. how about when one of them is transgressing the pseudomedieval sociopolitical hierarchies of elf feudalism, chivalric masculinity, and the procreative sexual ethics of valarin catholicism to fuck his liege lord in the ass

Annatar: Babe what did you put in the first three rings?

Celebrimbor: Mithril and cocaine

Annatar: What

Celebrimbor: Shush I want to see what happens

#silvergifting #celebrimbor #annatar

I know Adar was likely chained longer ago and Maedhros was not one of the 13(?) elves taken to “that dark and nameless peak” but I love the idea of Mae looking over from his hanging spot to see Adar getting wine with Sauron and being like “?!??That was an option?!?!?”

When you pick ‘unspecified accommodation’ 💀

Loving the family vibes! Beautiful! 🥹💗

A group picture of Adar from rings of power surrounded by six of his adult uruk children.

#TROPbloodmoon - Children

#Adar and the uruk. Leave some names in the comments, if you like :3c

#TROP | #theringsofpower | #macchiavato

Fic: Shadows around Eregion
Ship: Adar x OC
Rating: Explicit (eventually)
Summary: What if Lord Celebrimbor had a daughter? What if she ventures outside and Adar takes her?

Chapter 5 is up! This one is SPICY 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

archiveofourown.org/works/605707...

#adar/oc #adar #tropfanfiction

About to finally update my Adar x OC fic ‘Darkness around Eregion’.

Regrettably - or fortunately, depending on your preferences- this chapter is mostly smut.

If that’s your shade of red wine, yippee 🍷❤️‍🔥

#adar #tropfanfiction #adar/oc

#Durin was so real for calling out #Elrond like that.

Imagine being friends with an elf and they fuck off, then randomly shows up after twenty years of silence - not even to see you primarily, but to pitch a project to your boss - and go ‘r u mad at me or something?’

Clueless dingbat elf.

Ahhhh so pretty!! ❤️🌕

Charles edwards in 2002 Charles edwards in 2024 Both are smiling brightly at the camera

20 years apart, but the twinkle never faded.

… not full on cursed, but definitely hexed. 💀

It's time for 🩸🌕 #TROPBloodMoon week! Here is Mairon/Adar for the prompt Red! 💋🍷

"He offered me wine, red as a blood moon. He offered me wine, and on that dark and nameless peak, I drank it."

Absolutely stunning!! 🍷❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Ooooooooh LOVE this 👀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

My Silvergifting poem &collage dominant Annatar NSFW ❤️‍🔥🔥
#Silvergifting #tyelpe #Celebrimbor #sauron #a03 #spicypoem #malexmaleship #Annatar

archiveofourown.org/works/63811384

Hhhhhhh--!! I CACKLED! 😂

I would watch that. 🍿👀

death2america Follow the word "gaslight" doesn't even exist Imao. you imagined it. you have problems Celebrimbor and Annatar from Prime’s Rings of Power

#RingsOfPower

hfkshfkjdhk yiiiiiiiiii I'm so glad you liked it!! 😭💖

Sauron, five seconds after showing Brimby his desk: 🍑 👀

Here is my list of my favorite female characters from science fiction and fantasy:

1. Ellen Ripley
2. Zoë Washburne
3. Kathryn Janeway
4. Mrs Brisby
5. Granny Weatherwax

what are yours?