Couldn't agree more.

Index of Poems I Shall Never Write (Don’t Tell Me About) Your Brand New Podcast p. 42 At the Alphabetti Spaghetti World Championship Final p. 32 Bad Hare Day p. 40 Easy Peelers are Not the Only Fruit p. 52 I’m in Love with the Woman in the Green Cardigan in the BBC Question Time Audience p. 58 Kim Kardiganashian p. 45 Life Hacked p. 60 Linked In, Dropped Out p. 27 Mister Krankie Meets the Clambake King p. 14 Nocturnal Blossoms: Petals of the Moon p. 18 On Sleeping in a Dudley Travelodge p. 68 On Waking in a Dudley Travelodge p. 3 Poem for Silt Awareness Day p. 6 She Never Did Care for Hollyhocks p. 23 Shit! It’s Jeremy Clarkson! p. 1 Sixty-Four Failed Attempts to Guess a Wi-Fi Password p. 64 Taking Cocaine with Wendy Cope p. 9 Ten Unexpected Items to Find in a Bagging Area p. 50 The Last But One Will and Testament of Brian Horatio Bilston p. 55 Third Wordle War p. 47 Untitled p. 21 What We Currently Know and Don’t Know about Gnomes p. 31 Whither the linnet? p. 10 Yes, I Know It’s Called ‘Petrichor’ p. 34 Your Spatula p. 37 Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘Index of Poems I Shall Never Write’.

Chonky Tonk Women
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It has its own floss dispenser.

It's Forest Facebook founder Mark Suckerbird.

She's an out-of-airedale terrier.

Ikea dog kit. Some assembly required.

What I don't understand is why Steve Miller went from Phoenix AZ all the way to Tacoma, across the whole USA to Philadelphia, followed by a long trip south to Atlanta, then crossed the country again to LA before ending up in northern California. He could have got there midway through the first leg.

Be wary, Larry is very contrary.

Airtight suits for Fartemis II gastronauts.

Turfing USA #ASongOrMovieForGettingRidOf

You obviously don't understand art, Rhonda.

Honk if you love Geeses.

The Three Muskrateers #ASongOrMovieForWetAnimals

It was 1995. I was on the bullet train to Kobe. The clouds parted briefly and I finally caught a glimpse of Mt Fuji. I had one shot left on my film to capture the moment. Travelling at 270km/h I succeeded in pressing the shutter button at exactly the time we were passing a power pole.

The Organ in The Piano

Ewe-ge.

The Hateful 8675309 #ASongOrMovieForSongsInMovies

How Soon Is Apocalypse Now? #ASongOrMovieForSongsInMovies

They used to be elected to rock our asses 'til midnight.

Their reputation was "over-easy".

They look a little ova dressed.

I am the Official Supplier of periwigs and cravats for the #2026FifaWorldCup

Was it in a Paris tunnel with Dodi Fayed in one of the passenger seats?

Is this what they mean by stagflation?

Takes the minutes. He never forgets.

'The Hound' from Game of Thrones.

Granny's pets - Wallet, Handbag and Boots

Too much renewable energy would leave us extremely vulnerable. What if a fundamentalist Islamic regime cut off the wind from blowing?