I faked it when I was younger but not for long. My unwillingness to fake it has caused friction with some family members.

Pork chops and milk gravy. It's gross but it's my heritage.

I'm so sorry Kevin. My deepest condolences to you. ❤️

Beware of stress caused by the difficulty of meals. You will find yourself unhappily eating what they eat because it's too much trouble to cook another meal for yourself. Suggest having one night a week when you go out or go to friends so you can enjoy a meal that doesn't involve elderly people.

I'm getting a terrible feeling that they're going after those two poll workers in GA again.

I have a "tire pressure" light that has been on for 2 years because they told me it's the sensor and it will cost $900 to fix. So if I have a flat I'ma find out the old fashioned way.

I don't call it boots on the ground. I call it sandals on the sand. Sometimes I call it loafers on the lawn. Or moccasins on the meadow. Hmmm. Pumps on the pasture. It's being talked about more and more.

And none of these idiots have noticed the bodies piling up behind the bus.

My attention never wanders.

Just had a conversation with a neighbor and it reminded me that Louisiana Catholics are very proud of the Pope and his New Orleans roots. I sure hope Trump and Vance keep going after him, it might lose them this religious red state.

If disaster relief is denied to red states you're going to impoverish a lot of registered Democrats.

The Pope has probably activated the Order of the Felicitate by now.

I would like to read this but your website appears to be enshittified to the point that it's literally unreadable.

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Very inspiring to think that right now someone is writing a screenplay about a guy from Chicago who becomes the Pope, but he's secretly a crime fighting super hero with his HQ deep in the catacombs of Rome. At the end he has to fight his own brother who's an agent of the Antichrist.

He's a Pope in the sheets but he's a cop on the streets.

Don't skip over the part where he takes credit for the Pope being an American. Truly the biggest narcissist to ever narc.

And sometimes those younger subordinates are eager to "date" you because it will give them an advantage. Go ahead, be flattered by the attention, but it's on you to stay on your side of the line.

I haven't read it but I heard Weir on a podcast saying that he regretted making the lead character too unlikable. He actually sounded humble about his lack of success at writing female characters.

Women could not serve on juries in Mississippi until 1968. People don't get how recent some of this stuff was.

On the other hand, he has to be careful when dealing with her, because Mayor of New Orleans may not be her last stop on the pyramid.

He has great power over the city of NO. To insult him could lead to negative consequences for her constituents. He's not the only odious piece of shit she has to work with, and her interactions with all of them have been very carefully thought out.

Cover fire! I love that. Following

Saying "this needs to end today" is a great way to keep people talking about it until the end of time.

Let’s hope it's not the Plague again.

My mom read every trashy novel that came out and then left them lying around. I read Harold Robbins and Jacqueline Susann at the same time as Little Women and Nancy Drew, while also soaking up a set of world history books from the school library.

"I came here to hand out Eucharists and kick ass. And I'm all out of Eucharists."

Now's your chance Pam. All you have to do is tell the truth.

Write this down 'BIG FUCKING TROUSERS'

Eight billion people cry out with one voice "Stop Helping!"