A large cat lounges on a four person raft in a pool, large stomach faintly squirming, paw facing the viewer. #vore #sizedifference #paws

Yeah yeah, not allowed to swim until 30 minutes after eating, but he's just relaxing! Floating! He'll be fiiiine~

Patron Reward for Floh!

#nommzart

hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful Rhiannon Picton-James

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

Unless you’re letting them stay in your property for free, tenants have zero reason to be grateful to landlords. You’re literally charging them money.

That’s like saying that that serfs should be grateful to the lords whose lands they work and live on. Fuck off.

Uniontown PA

Kodak XX
Nikon n80

#filmphotography

Rich guy grievance is so pathetic. Retaliating against my unprovoked abuse is the real abuse. Lashing out and then crying as official national policy

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

I'm not. Fuck them.

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

Toxic Love?

Orca whales know what humans are. They're top tier predators. They can chase seals at 35 mph. They watch us drive by in our boats, perform for us when we whale watch, they respect our frailty when we canoe or paddleboard. They even observe us standing around campfires on the beach late at night.

Orange tabby cat with a sign over his head. If cats could text you back, they would not.

Truth. #Caturday

Can we start a GoFundMe to send him some more booze?

“I enjoy watching the TV show The Pitt” - this is what all you The Pitt fans sound like 🙄

This is Achrioptera manga, a giant phasmid or stick insect native to Madagascar.

The specific epithet, "manga" means blue in Malagasy & it's not hard to see why. Only males are blue.

The tiny back wings ("alae") are an example of brachyptery: they're useless for flight, but have other functions.

games

The Newspaper: nooooooo you have to debate every bad faith asshole in the worrrrrrld no matter how incoherent or wretched their supposed views are

The Pope: nope I’m gonna wear a big hat

Screenshot of the Sopranos where Dr Melfi exclaims: "Wow. Let's get back to that gabagool."

The show that began the modern golden age of television.

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

They sorta-kinda had to get people used to the idea of the Internet, but that was like… only pre-96 and not nearly as hardcore.

Eventually people agreed that it was indeed useful and every house should have access.

I will say the big difference between him putting all of his political beliefs in terms of Mario Kart and me when I do it is there are three women who haven’t walked out of the room when he does it

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

If this kind of thing also gets followed up with bans on concentration camps, we might have an actual country on our hands.

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Werechee for @jasiri.de
This was so fun to work on! Thank you so much for the opportunity! <3

OH MY GOD he still doesn’t get it

its self-accurate body type sona hours

You'll be so much better off for it. I'm 37 now and because I ignored the latent changes of metabolism and proper dieting, the health scares don't stop coming. If you can, also consider your sodium intake. Hypertension almost took me out.

Most incredible possible outcome from a Danhausen curse

Life fucking sucks
Life doesn't feel worth living
But when you lose those you really cared for, you remember
That love you felt for them
That pain you feel
You were and are still alive
Life sucks
But the people you meet can be great
the pain will leave scars
I will cherish the scars and their memory