Even my kitchen cabinet judges me…

If I lived in Minnesota and drove a cybertruck I would get “Paul Bunyan’s Doorstop” painted on the side, but the chances of either of those things happening are slim, tbh

I’m with you brother! 👨🏻

Gird your loins, World. The grand shitshow begins shortly. See you in 4 years (maybe…)

My body is fit for demolition🤪

How was the turnout?

In-N-Out is a dependable experience but I agree they aren’t the best burger available. Fast food in general has gone down in flavor and freshness, with McDonalds being the worst. These days I will only eat breakfast there

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
theonion.com/fbi-unc...

Is it on Criterion?

In keeping with my New Year’s resolution to read more quality literature, I give you Exhibit A

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In-N-Out looking to build first Portland location near airport The restaurant chain filed an application for an early assistance meeting with the City of Portland to talk about its development concept.

In-N-Out may finally come to the Rose City? 🤩

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

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