the scene in master and commander that caused millions of men to fall in love with russel crow

god created two genders and it’s important we all accept that (russell crowe in master and commander and paul bettany in master and commander)

let's all just enjoy this scene again 😌

I would force the baby to play the talos principle, in which their dialog with the game's ai will cause them to question the philosophical underpinnings of their binary christian worldview

*smack*

need some facts?

*pops out my left ear like the bottom of a piggy bank and shakes my head around*

Cantus performs Josquin Desprez "El Grillo" at CPR Classical YouTube video by CPR Classical

every time i see his name i think of the renaissance song "el grillo è buon cantore", "the cricket is a good singer"

i really did at the time! i'd have to look into again now. i first encountered this in philosophy club my freshman year in college, a guy laid out the proof and it blew my mind.

cantor is such a good name too

somethings barely exist more than others

i finally understand cantor's diagonal proof that the set of rational fractions and the set of integers are the same size

Pay Native Writers!

omg, i'm sorry. i have a dog and i moved from carpet to hardwood, every day of my life is better now lmao

little domino (2003): something awful bans loli

big domino (2022): supreme court rules women no longer considered fully human under the law

in case you saw this but it slid off your brain like a greasy burger on a hot pan, matt is saying that apple could switch to making iphones in america if they give up the woke colors

some districts require teachers to stick to excerpt-driven test prep

whoever invented carpet should be shot, return to hardwood and rugs

i found this trick where if you throw clover seeds in empty patches of dirt, a year later you'll have patches of clover

The number of sex workers I know with medical debt is ridiculous. Help a babe out!

no one is answering me, but that's alright, i'll just draw on all of the women i've ever wanted to b— all of the women i've ever dated. wow, what a coincidence they were all born in january-february.

three were feb, 2 were both feb 12th. 4th was jan, can't remember when

quite a co-winkidink

do i believe in astrology? no. have i dated other star signs? yes, it sucked. air sign? more like air simp

Many don’t know this but the reason for all the clean rooms in semiconductors production is rose gold

on my commute home i saw the aftermath of a car crashing into an ebiker. very clearly the car turned into the bike and the rider was likely maimed or killed. it makes me sick to my stomach that after 100 years of this shit society still treats daily loss of life like the cost of doing business.

i don't think they're poisonous but they're definitely abrasive 😢

<3

that looks like pistachio i want to dip a croissant into it

no one is answering me, but that's alright, i'll just draw on all of the women i've ever wanted to b— all of the women i've ever dated. wow, what a coincidence they were all born in january-february.

*standing next to you at the bar waiting for a drink*

oh totally! i love smalltalk! what?? yeah! smalltalk is the foundation of so many modern programming languages! *leaning in closer* everything from objective-c to java and python owe a lot to smalltalk's legacy! look it up! what? yeah i'm poly!

the device is a smooth black glass monolith with no buttons or ports or screen. it has an array of little cameras and motion sensors to determine position and orientation, and to identify the screen. it has no front or back, up or down, and every surface is touch sensitive for gestures