Windy day but so much cuteness with Earl the rabbit, Tatu the duckling and Jeremy the chicken #babyanimals

Time to get the donkeys in part one, going to be a long night

Behind the rush door as our forever friends enjoy the freedom of the farm good to have our farm birds back out

thinking of starting a livestream where people watch me do excel spreadsheets all day

Chat, this calculation is lowkey goated, right?

Thanks lilpooper for the 300 bits "excel, more like exHELL! amirite?" lol you right, you right

frogfairy godmother, i need you now more than ever

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i hate when i can't find the remote for my "smart tv" to turn it off. because of course it doesn't have any buttons on it. so, i have to download an app on my phone, login to it, enter the code that shows up on the tv, sync the remote, then figure out the button with a moon icon means off.

Carl.

Godsdamned Carl.

we all have that one homie who sits in a tree and eats eucalyptus leaves for sustenance

Farmily start of the day with smudge the cat & Letty-Lou the donkey

Not so little Tatu the Muscovy duckling enjoying the outdoors

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.

This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

ZuZu Zoomies #OnlyCalves

The Tuesday toast run with Squirrel and frisbee the sheep

all my posts come from reliable sources located deep inside the government's vast cheese caverns

But you'd looks so ballin' in that cape, you'd get away with even MORE shenanigans.

Well, everyone, we know what to get Bruce for Christmas.

Actually called the Liberace museum in Palm Springs trying to see if i could borrow this cape.

I have issues.

Creamy

End of the evening with Velcro-Pumpkin, a sunset and our oak tree

Practice toaster bath 💣

Bath bomb toaster in bath

Heeyyyyy

I'm in a very hot bath with a gift bath 💣
And it's hilarious.

Thank you, @twittystews.bsky.social

This is SERIOUSLY MY SORTA THING.

🤣💣TOASTER

He appears to be both genial and competent. I would feel safe on his plane.

Happy 5th birthday Nutmag, we love you more ❤️

Willow on goose night duty, night night

Greetings and good morning it’s the Mo-day farm rush hour with birthday girl Nutmeg

Frog is holding a stick with fire on the tip "ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS PAY US ENOUGH TO LIVE" SAID FROG

A whimsical illustration of a green frog sitting under a red-and-white spotted mushroom umbrella on a rainbow, wearing black boots. The background is a blue sky with clouds. The image includes the following text: The lasting impact we have on each other often goes unnoticed but each of us carry fragments of those we’ve loved, people we thought were cool, strangers who smiled at us on a hard day. No interaction is too small to make an impact on someone’s life. Art by Maybell Eequay

a bit of froggy wisdom 🌟

i would just like everyone to know that violence against executives of tech companies is bad and wrong.

😉

Home-made herbed lemon chicken and lemon-roasted asparagus.

Tonight, I made herbed lemon chicken with lemon-roasted asparagus, down to even zesting the lemons and squeezing them myself to make the sauce.

Before you say, "big deal", I do NOT cook, let alone with this kind of tasty success.

The Sunday Squirrel run but not for toast

Greetings and good morning it’s the Sunday farm rush hour & goat escape with Kate