Old man shakes cane at clouds.

My dumbass like "holiday?!"

Any recommendations? 😏

The ball stretcher 🤤. I'm tempted to get a metal one.

I'm literally autistic living alone in a townhouse that I purchased by myself with a job at a company where I've worked for over 10 years and have my taxes completed at least a month in advance... But, like, sure, tell me robo-mannequin that it's not possible... Lol

I thought they were calling you "pubes boy" lol

I can't even blame my cats.

Why did I think this was a joke about being pale?

Power is out. 🙂‍↔️😌

Sprinkle the cheese like "cover yourself up, whores."

"malfunction"

a man is singing into a microphone with the words `` how could this happen to me , i made my mistakes '' ALT: a man is singing into a microphone with the words `` how could this happen to me , i made my mistakes ''

It's worse when their entire family has it and they're still surprised.

Certain political fandoms.

Is coke only banned in the bathroom?

My cats still judge me.

A mistake.

Also, misread at first.

The no excuse is that it still doesn't excuse their behaviour.

Not an excuse at all.

That's not a sign of friendship. It just means that people recognise his name.

Last I checked, ICE wasn't deployed into states by the sitting President to generate fear until currently, so not sure how that isn't considered a "change"?

At this point, I'm surviving out of spite.

Finally thought of a good handle. 🙂‍↔️

He looks like a quokka polymorphed into a human.

Yeah, I started listening. Thank you!

a woman says what if you 're wrong ALT: a woman says what if you 're wrong

Valid, but... (Joking)

I have a new thing to listen to while playing Civilization!