…he emerged from his cave for a moment of sunshine. back to hibernation he retreated, satisfied.

another brief check-in.

i’ll be brief.

fri-day, thigh-day.

do you like my new hat? 🌭

i’m a slut for an old mirror in an old inn.

collect em all.

and on the seventh day, dad took a nap. 😴 #lazygaysunday

DM’d ya! 😚

it’s wednesday.

dad vibes restored. 🧖🏻‍♂️☀️🕶️

wash your hands. [good boy]

sorry i’m late, i was doom scrolling watching that lady in chicago give dogs treats through her window 🐕

Oh hi 👀

😚 😏

robes = yes 👏🏼

day off, pants off.

co-star: listen to a song that reminds you of who you are.

me: hey siri, play father figure by george michael.

i love a layer.

preloading my touchtunes with $30 to play abracadabra tonight back2back2back [& one celine - it’s all coming back to me now, 7 minute version]

there’s construction on the floor below my office and i’m 99% sure they are going to saw around me like a loony tunes episode. 👀🪚🕳️

makin seasonal depression less depressy

new platform, new ‘stache.

my bluesky is inspired by the iconic 2013 amanda bynes tw*et where she “switched to lowercase font”

thanku, amanda.

on bluesky, we all fam. 🫶🏼