I'm gonna throw a fucking party when they can DFA this guy

New system, same Keibert.

When it's not staged...

lol nobody has friends who are Phillies fans

Starting and then losing a fight is his whole MO.

Got an Amber Alert (stripper went missing).

Did Foster Griffin just Scherzer Butera?

I missed hearing the Zim deadpan.

I love this crowd!

*Henny Youngman voice* Doc said I said 6 months to live, I didn't pay the bill. Gave me another 6 months.

All true but unfortunately vaccines are woke and gay.

Congrats on the epitaph, Tim.

I love that they ask this question, it immediately identifies a bootlicker with no principles.

I love it. I can watch games from my phone anywhere and no more VPN nonsense with my TV. Big improvement.

Now all he needs is an actual triomphe.

Nats pitching, baby.

I keep hearing how we're a Christian nation so I don't get why we're cool with all this gambling. All the war, too. You know what, nevermind...

Yeah hey Maude I’m sorry your step-mom’s a nympho…

I’m about to Mike Damone the fuck out of this date night.

So bad

Maybe the ugliest group of white men ever photographed

bsky.app/profile/robd...

lol

*Kobe ‘soft’ gif*

USS Fyre Festival

They deported the proofreader.

I get not wanting to spend money this year before the lockout, but yeah...

#ScrappyNats are BACK

This fuckin bullpen, holy shit