small talk is verbal stimming for neurotypical people

Somewhere out there, a boomer is reading an AI-written article about how there are fewer fireflies in the summer now because of woke

SpongeBob screaming

Director: tight on the faces, follow the eyes

The autistic cameraperson:

#s #feels

In #Twilight (2008), Edward Cullen says, “I’m the world’s most dangerous predator.” This is a reference to the fact that the #Diddy allegations would not become well known for several more years

These are without exaggeration the only two takes i’ve seen online

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

The scene in the #AChristmasStory musical where Ralphie is imagining defending his classmates with a gun really hits different in 2024

I saw that #Starfield #ShatteredSpace was out and got excited for a second until I remembered that I played it on release and already forgot about it 🥲

Facebook is hell

“so it turns out the Hawk Tuah meme coin was not a good investment” is maybe the funniest thing I’ve read today

It’s going to be Elon Musk wandering into Twitter and unplugging random servers to see what breaks, just with our country’s institutions

A news story describing how Anthem BCBS is halting its plan to limit the amount of time it would cover anesthesia during surgery, attributing it to “criticism from anesthesiologists”

Yes, it was definitely “criticism from anesthesiologists” and not anything else that happened recently

It’s nice because you can visually see when the in-video sponsored content stops

A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

“Serial killer gunned down in the streets of New York, CEOs on LinkedIn are shocked and disturbed”

I wish a very holiday season to all the CEOs which as of yet remain alive

😂

So apparently #ChatGPT generates an internal error when asked to say the name “David Mayer,” one of the last surviving heirs to the Rothschild fortune. So that’s pretty neat

Things are already really bad and these clowns haven’t even taken office yet. Like… do they really think the now constant e.coli outbreaks in grocery stores and fast food is going to improve when they dismantle the FDA and deregulate everything?

if republicans played pokémon they would send Kadabras and Haunters through the GTS holding an everstone

Sometimes you gotta break some oligarchies if you wanna make a democracy

But love can win. Because love can be a fire. It can burn away hatred and prejudice like so much dead wood, clearing the way for new growth. The world they have built that tries to shut out the disenfranchised needs to burn, and it will. It must.

If you can be kind, if you can help someone, if you can give someone some grace even if you don’t feel like they particularly deserve it today, that’s what makes you different. The world is cold and hard and there seem to be more and more coldhearted people every day.

“We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.”

Comic panel depicting Betty from the archie comics outside near a group of passerbys saying "she did it again! She topped me! Topped me! Topped me!"

good morning