“ You could life far more than that.”

“….Hm.”

“ Perhaps.”

“ Oh dear.”

“ It seems I must keep my Champion on his toes, as mortals say.”

“ I don’t even know you.”

“ Not quite.”

“ Lady Death, eh? How imposing.”

“……………..This is nonsense.”

“ both of you have tried killing me in the past so no shame or compassion from me.” no hesitation either.

“ I’m embarrassed to be those two idiots’ father. I should have been there because their mother was apparently not as smart as I thought.”

“ trust nothing my daughter says!”

he looked around. “and you’re sure of that?”

“ I’d ask you that question.”

**rewarding

“ I don’t know what’s more concerning; the fact that you believe it’s rewards or that you think the universe is screaming.”

“ I will not pray to eldritch creatures.”

a black and white photo of prince sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the words lawd hammercy . ALT: a black and white photo of prince sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the words lawd hammercy .

People out here worshipping his daughter, the literal DEVIL.

Greetings, people of Midgard! Tis a fine day indeed, for the Mighty Thor has come! Come! Tell me the cause of your woes, and they shall feel Mjolnir's wrath!

“ Carnal temptations is often among the most difficult to deal with.”

“ I doubt it.”

“ It just means I made the right choice conferring none of my power to you.”