The government getting those Epstein files ready for the public

Where are my artsy people out!!! Come hang at the Hai Comedy Show tomorrow!!

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#denver

Finally Dick Cheney’s heart donor can actually rest in peace

Dick Cheney passing away today proves that these vampire sacks of shit do die eventually! Even five heart attacks later! Let’s keep that energy going! 😂

Mitch McConnell looks like he already died years ago and they’re just re-animating his body.

Woah dude, it’s like SoOoOo edgy and anarchist to just not want kids to get hurt or die from genocide, pedophilia, guns and withholding SNAP benefits.

One of my favorite moments from Nobel Prize history:

The Nobel Committee couldn’t reach Stanford professor Paul Milgrom to let him know that he had been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics, so his fellow winner, Robert Wilson, went over to his house in the middle of the night to wake him up!

We lost a great one today, and all I want to do is get home and have a Goodall cry. 🥲😭💕

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Wild that all these companies don’t want to hire comedians based on their social media presence. I am just like… Have you seen the president’s social media presence?

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When you’re sending troops to Portland… This is who you are targeting

Erika Kirk makes losing a husband look fun.

I would like to be raptured butthole first plz 😙

Trans people are safer than anyone in the White House right now, i guarantee it.

Haha YES

So are we going to have to put all our comedy shows in a speakeasy and talk about how edgy it is to want to give all people a home, laughs and an end to genocide?! CAUSE LOCK ME UP!

I really don’t want to just be left with Fallon interviewing Nazis

As this country falls into a dictatorship and freedom of speech is so blatantly being taken away from us, do ya want to come to my comedy shoooow!???? 🥵😅😮‍💨

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If your kids were able to see the truth that is happening in the world right now, would they be proud to call you their parents?

What’s next? The Supreme Court is just going to start handing out thank you cards to pedophiles?!

It’s the end of times! Who cares how many followers you have! Make good art before it all burns up in the big nothing.

I’m exhausted just reading this

After 268 mass shootings in one year, I think saying that you’re praying for everyone is actually the BARE MINIMUM of what you should be doing as our government.

Listen, I know we all love farmers markets but I am going to need everyone else to get there AFTER me, mmk? It’s not my fault y’all don’t know how to walk efficiently.

James Dobson died today, I think I may go have an abortion just to celebrate!🎉

Ice cream could start making me shit blood and I would probably still eat it, IT’S JUST SO GOOD.

I would love to see all the people that still support Trump at this point do a 23andme, LOLZ it’s just all incest cousin shit.

It’s really hot today and I think it’s probably cause God is trying to scorch Ghislaine Maxwell back to hell.