Signs I might be a bit tired: just tried to fill a colander to soak before cleaning

It’s my [re]birthday today!

Currently reading a canticle for leibowitz and I haven’t enjoyed a book this much in over a decade. This book is going to single handedly get me back in to reading for fun.

All cool skyscrapers should be legally required to have one of the few highest floors open to the public

(RenCen, Guardian Building, and Fisher Building, for example)

Strange discovery by the elevator in my hotel this morning

Have you heard of this little indy game called Minecraft? Just discovered it and its kinda fun.

Fr says to stop thanking people and to stop taking parts of his homily out of context

I might have over oiled the grilled asparagus tonight.

Grill was still burning well after I disconnected the propane tank and moved it across the yard.

A freaking mouse just ran over my bare foot when I was getting out of the shower😱😱😱

So if y’all see a mushroom cloud near here, that’s what’s up

Finally broke down and got a Costco membership.

This place is dangerous.

Me: hey Siri add lens wipes and butter to my grocery list
Siri:

Can’t believe I spent so many years fighting with truenas when Unraid is so much easier.

Ah one of those days where it's so humid you feel like you're drowning when you open the door

Nobody serves better American food than a guy with a thick Greek accent.

They should invent a church sanctuary that isn't 1000° in the summer

Even my local place doing them in house is up to 1.5-2 weeks right now

Yikes, the days of one hour film development are really gone aren’t they?

That’s a $20 part that takes 5 seconds to change.

lol wtf is this pricing, Toyota?

Man that Amtrak food is outstanding

Big trip begins today!

a nuclear explosion with a huge mushroom cloud coming out of it . ALT: a nuclear explosion with a huge mushroom cloud coming out of it .

I was thinking I might try and annoy somebody like Kim Jong Un into helping

Ok someone’s gonna have to come deal with this because I Cannot

Ok but the real question is what is the pope’s order for an Italian beef? And would he get the chocolate cake shake to go with it?

Ok I want to know who was efficient/bored enough to go to every diocese’s Wikipedia page and set the pope to sede vacante

Why do I keep picking the most expensive hobbies to be into?
Electronics $$$
Skiing $$$
Model trains $$$
Travel $$$
Photography $$$

Caught myself a couple centimeters before being able to answer that, thankfully.

⚠️ IMPORTANT PSA ⚠️
If you are the sort to blindly follow your nighttime routine, Do Not store other tube of stuff (eg acne cream) near your toothpaste.