Screenshot of a "Tops & Shirts" size chart. On the left is a size column, with entries: M, L, XL, 1XL (?!), 2XL, 3XL, 4XL. The rest of the table has measurements in centimetres and inches.
I'm usually a fan of 0-based counting, but not like this. Never like this.
you know you've been computering for too long when you can recognise what this is
I also cannot ship my work today because it’s too powerful to release publicly
My brother's name is Claude.
At first, when people talked about the AI, my mind went to a picture of my brother.
Now, with all the content about it, when Mum says "Claude", I have the AI in mind.
Is there a support group for "I know an actual human named Claude and the AI is messing with me" ?
uptime graph reading: 95 incidents in last 90 days - 89.91% uptime
classic meme image: "it's happening" with Ron Paul laser show
IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
#github
Felt cute, might Application error: a client-side exception has occurred later.
Happy March 31st to everyone who celebrates!
clippy from office 97-2003 saying Hey, it looks like you're waiting Tor ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen? • I'm aware • Wow, rude
morning
A graphic showing "Pride Versioning" where the first number is the Proud Version. Then second is the Default Version. And the last number is the Shame Version.
Made very few changes to the latest build and was thinking maybe I'll be able to ship this one without incrementing the shame version (last number in a version number) and 2 minutes into testing, it's already getting bumped.
in linux you can use the evil bird emoticon (:>) to destroy files, eg `:> important_document.txt`
the bird will eat the file and leave it completely empty!
Screenshot of Kagi's translation tool translating "I got a new job" into "LinkedIn speak," producing an overly enthusiastic corporate-style announcement with superlatives, gratitude, and a rocket emoji.
Not sure how we went from plain, straightforward words to LinkedIn speak but now you can use Kagi Translate to fit right into that crowd:
translate.kagi.com?from=en&to=L...
tom scott superimposed over yazi in /nix/store showing a few nix store paths in the background
i am here in the nix store
loss function
f(| |) = | _
Was your top a birthday present or are you finally branching out from white-text-on-black T-shirts? 😂
love a bit of continvouclous morging
3-panel comic from Aram J French from mandatoryrollerscoaster.com: First panel: Grey hoodie guy talking to brown sweater guy: "We invented a robot that answers questions." Second panel: Grey hoodie guy (standing next to robot): "We just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day." Third panel: Brown sweater guy: "But it answers the questions correctly?" Grey hoodie guy (making a face as if it was obvious): "Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no"
Age verification?
My first programming language was mIRC script.
Code here: github.com/csmith/chame...
Might publish the actual articles with standard.site lexicons next, or figure out whether there's a good film review lexicon...
I don't like posting every time I make a new blog post, as it feels a bit spammy. So I've made a separate account to do the spam for me: @posts.chameth.com!
Figuring out how to poke the PDS from scratch was a bit harder than it probably should be (I'm about to close 16 different tabs...)
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
I couldn't be bothered spending 20 minutes writing some boring, personal-use-only code. So I spent 20 minutes waiting for an LLM, then another 20 minutes tidying up the slop until I was happy with it. Efficiency++
so... middlekhajiit has middlewares?
Picture of a road sign. It says "Welcome to GREAT HOCKHAM, A Wayland Village, Please drive carefully". There's a planter of pretty flowers in front of it.
Drove through two of these villages, and was not given a single reason why I should switch from X11.
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬