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Posts by Matt Owen

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Mass trial for 486 alleged MS-13 gang members begins in El Salvador The group are collectively accused of committing more than 47,000 crimes, including murder.

“Norman Stanley Fletchers”

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Fingers crossed

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I’m going to change my underpants from within.

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Great film. I even like Payback.

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Looking at my polling card. Why don’t the current mob get rid of the photographic ID shit the other lot brought in. Not much to ask.

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I wonder what Jabba the Fuck has in store for us today.

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Chicken sausages. Pure filth.

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Ha! That’s his Mum’s influence!

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Pete!

Pete!

Dr Pete’s here

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Thank you👍

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Currently at home with Pete awaiting word…

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I miss the proper, old school scam emails, “Greetings from Dr Julius. I am mainly write you in the matter of a very tragic matter. My Uncle did die in a most unfortunately accident and I find myself inheriting $500,075 US Dollar…” and so on.

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YES

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It’s quite the thing having both US and UK leaders simultaneously wanksplaining things to us.

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It’s quite the thing having both US and UK leaders simultaneously wanksplaining things to us.

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It’s quite the thing.

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Handed my application in to become a portable toilet engineer but the vetting process still failed to flush me out.

I SAID…

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DO A SMILE GODDAMN YOU!

Signed

Not A. Clew

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Oliver Stone firing up Final Draft.

Oliver Stone firing up Final Draft.

Oliver Stone firing up Final Draft

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That BBC “story” the other day about refugees pretending to be “the gays” in order to get into the country was sold as a SIGNIFICANT number of people. When it was all of five fucking thousand people. It’s the same as framing BENEFIT SPONGERS as a huge number. Er, which is around 2% if that.

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YES SOMERSET

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Hahaha

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Just for once it’s be nice to have a government come in, look at the shithouse welfare cuts, and think “fuck that” and reverse it. I can guarantee the only reason they don’t is because they fear the mean spirited, low-grade thinker vote.

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Nick Clegg often forgotten for contributing to all this “gestures” fuckery. A proper sunt.

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ASDA driver was a medical student. I think maybe it would be fine if medical students didn't have to have jobs.

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That would be preferable.

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I make that 21 wickets for Jimmy Anderson in three games. Not bad.

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I’d like to see a version of Marathon Man featuring a robot taking the place of Dustin Hoffman.

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Very Terry Gilliam.

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