Posts by Matt Owen
Fingers crossed
I’m going to change my underpants from within.
Great film. I even like Payback.
Looking at my polling card. Why don’t the current mob get rid of the photographic ID shit the other lot brought in. Not much to ask.
I wonder what Jabba the Fuck has in store for us today.
Chicken sausages. Pure filth.
Ha! That’s his Mum’s influence!
Good news for anyone outside the UK. I can now send unframed prints to the EU, US and Australia from within those countries. No customs charges, no import surprises. Just prints.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/prints
Pete!
Dr Pete’s here
Thank you👍
Currently at home with Pete awaiting word…
I miss the proper, old school scam emails, “Greetings from Dr Julius. I am mainly write you in the matter of a very tragic matter. My Uncle did die in a most unfortunately accident and I find myself inheriting $500,075 US Dollar…” and so on.
YES
It’s quite the thing having both US and UK leaders simultaneously wanksplaining things to us.
It’s quite the thing having both US and UK leaders simultaneously wanksplaining things to us.
It’s quite the thing.
Handed my application in to become a portable toilet engineer but the vetting process still failed to flush me out.
I SAID…
DO A SMILE GODDAMN YOU!
Signed
Not A. Clew
Oliver Stone firing up Final Draft.
Oliver Stone firing up Final Draft
That BBC “story” the other day about refugees pretending to be “the gays” in order to get into the country was sold as a SIGNIFICANT number of people. When it was all of five fucking thousand people. It’s the same as framing BENEFIT SPONGERS as a huge number. Er, which is around 2% if that.
YES SOMERSET
Hahaha
Just for once it’s be nice to have a government come in, look at the shithouse welfare cuts, and think “fuck that” and reverse it. I can guarantee the only reason they don’t is because they fear the mean spirited, low-grade thinker vote.
Nick Clegg often forgotten for contributing to all this “gestures” fuckery. A proper sunt.
ASDA driver was a medical student. I think maybe it would be fine if medical students didn't have to have jobs.
That would be preferable.
I make that 21 wickets for Jimmy Anderson in three games. Not bad.
I’d like to see a version of Marathon Man featuring a robot taking the place of Dustin Hoffman.
Very Terry Gilliam.