Never change Nextdoor

You know Blackman is so jealous he didn’t think of this first

Oh ok so it’s more of a sales pitch than an orientation

Good call, I’m due for a rewatch

I am just learning today that some colleges have “Admitted Students Day” in the spring where you go to campus and do fuckall? Man, I just showed up the first day, we didn’t have all that.

Within a few days of Hinkley shooting Reagan we had intimate knowledge of his inner life. No one can even remember the Butler shooter’s name.

It’s not over yet! He may still blurt it out on the frontotemporal dementia express.

The Butler PA assassination attempt was 100% staged, and not even that well

(wipes single tear away)

“the now almost defunct, fortunately, Washington Post,”

I don’t know who you think I am Chris but it ain’t this

Interesting. I guess we’ll see!

Maybe I’m wrong but I think this is going to come back to haunt them. I can’t square this with a tech that can’t correctly say how many R’s are in strawberry.

This reminds me of a guy on Twitter who confidently predicted that half the restaurants in California would close if the minimum wage went up

(I haven’t actually checked official records but my sense is that half the restaurants did not close)

We live near the GG Park entrance close to Hippie Hill and for us it used to be a traffic nightmare until they shut it down a few years ago. When it fell on a weekend we left town.

Also did she say that 1 out of 150 people live in modern slavery? [citation needed]

Not only is this paranoid bullshit, her wildly annoying delivery is intensely off-putting

Eric from Industry just showed up in my Sopranos rewatch as a guy in a mental institution and I’m so glad he went on to bigger things

This just triggered an intense memory of stealing them from my moms stash she thought was hidden

You can always tell almost to the day when formerly promising Dems started listening to consultants

[Pro Shot] LCD Soundsystem - All My Friends (Pitchfork Music Festival 2010) YouTube video by Local Zero

It reminds me that I was in the crowd in Chicago for this

youtu.be/_9HYwYdS4wQ?...

I fell asleep on the couch and my wife woke me up and was like “what is playing on your phone is that porn” and I was like “sort of”

Oh my god you have achieved Gen X godlihood

Fellas if you’re ordering dinner and your girl says she “doesn’t want anything, go ahead” that is a LIE and you BETTER show her the menu before you click Order

Man that looks fun as hell, also perfect for a generation raised on Call of Duty

(Also that plane looks like a USN Dauntless from WWII)

Maybe I needed a better working title than “AAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK”

Me too! I had a similar idea years ago - Civil War reenactor goes through a time portal, emerges in the actual Battle of Gettysburg - but I never actually wrote it. Dammit.

Lox and loaded lol