Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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It's liiiive www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLp9...

Orban't

Send him to Moscow.

Am I going to have to mute the phrase 'phantom menace'? In 2026?

Posthummus is, like, lamb i'n't it?

A still from The Simpsons in which Homer is belching hugely in the face of the Jay Sherman character from The Critic.

*Post* Raisin Bran ergo /Propter/ Raisin Bran.

At this point, I'm watching bloody *Hungary* with enviously-bated breath this weekend.

Technically, Florida to California is a domestic flight.

This black and white illustration depicts a dark fantasy scene featuring a skeleton seated on a grave marker while a woman with long, flowing hair leans back against it, appearing to be in an embrace with the skeleton.

Monteiro over at Bluesky “A violent reminder that Gilly & Billy pins are back in stock and look great on your jean jacket, backpack, or lapel if you’re running for office.”

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Drawing of a long-legged crab titled "arthropod". Below it is a nearly identical drawing titled "anthropod," where the crab has human legs and hands instead of crabby limbs.

just had a thought...

Marx: "Once as tragedy, then as farce."

2026: "We're in a hurry, let's multitask."

photo of the dish towel used as a white flag at Appomattox

On this day, 1865: the last Confederate flag, a white dish towel.

Happy to report I’m currently scripting page 17 of the graphic novel edition of this.

[The Cure voice] 🎶 Monday, you can fall apart / Tuesday, you can also fall apart / Wednesday, Thursday, you got it, fall apart / it’s Friday, you’ve fallen apart 🎶

The rare conflict resolution that meets the political objectives that both countries have prioritised. Iran has been obsessed with the Hormuz Strait for decades and it's in their lap. USA has been obsessed with eggs for 2 years and it's in on their face.

The Art of the Deal

Yeah I don’t know about any of you but it is actually a little hard to focus at the moment

Disheveled bear exits cave after hibernation

Gus exited his cave this morning and we accidentally started a new religion.

Catholic Church: We have chosen a Pope.
Catholics: You fucked up a perfectly good bishop is what you did. Look at it. It's got Ecclesiastical Dread.

One Crow on the Orient Express.

A cluster of green leaves with stark white randomly-wandering slug trails on their surfaces.

A large green leaf with stark white randomly-wandering slug trails on its surface.

Snail graffiti at Briones reservoir.

Wonderful morning for a walk.

Bible: In the end times there are gonna be charlatans who use my name to trick you into supporting evil and it will be incredibly obvious to everyone except you.

Evangelicals: This section of the Bible has always been mysteriously vague.

NASA employee: oh hey you guys are back early.
Astronaut: *grabs plunger, gets back on rocketship*

It's impolite to call Musk a genocidal white nationalist because "civility" in American discourse functions not as a neutral procedural norm but as an asymmetric weapon to shield the powerful from accurate moral characterization while policing the tone of those who object.

A replica of Thomas the Tank Engine being transported on a large flatbed truck. It’s strapped down in multiple places and the face portion is covered by a large black bag

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site