Congratulations on a successful surgery in advance 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Is it worth supporting a ketamine fascist? Hope so.

I’m not mad at them. They have to survive this nightmare.

Kash App 😂

This is gold!

She’s a luxurious lounge chair.

Sometimes I just need to hear some good music while curled up on the sofa in my pjs 😂 also too lazy to get dressed up enough to go out.

He didn’t just neglect our alliances. He torched them deliberately, methodically, and with a smile. And our allies? They’ve moved on. Fifteen months. That’s all it took to dismantle decades of trust.
They’re not waiting for us to come back to our senses. They’re building without us.

She’s low maintenance. She lunches, tans. She won’t cook, not even once, but she’ll sit there looking decorative while you do. You build rockets for a living. Surely you can manage a complex system with zero output. All I need from this arrangement is a sax player in the family.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

The Save America Movement is plastering Washington D.C. with this poster of Kash Patel, director of the FBI (Federal Bureau of Intoxication), and projecting it directly onto the FBI building.

Team The Atlantic. 💙

Happy birthday George! Cheers to 89 more wonderful years ahead 🥳🧁

Living under Donald Trump is like living with an abusive husband whose first move is to isolate you from everyone who loves you. Cut off the support system, poison the relationships, make sure there’s nobody left to run to. Then he can do whatever he wants. That’s exactly what he’s done to America.

Everything he touches dies.

Especially the Iranians.

Is this a real question?

We’re lounging today. She’s still available and I thought of you. If you can get past the sponge bob shoes 😂

Or too drunk 😂

She can’t smile. She’s been in the fridge next to the Mega Choc since 2015.

I posted a meme about it a long time ago 😂

Flies are unreliable witnesses. I need Melania smiling.

Hey cutie - long time. I’m with you. I need to see his rotting carcass.

We’re down to THREE DAYS
Chill those bubbles 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

Any day now! But for one tiny thing. See my next post.😂

I think it’s hilarious that googly eyes sued The Atlantic. This should be fun for their attorneys.
I 🩵 discovery.

Polly knows 😂

What Paulette said 🫤

You are fucking exhausting

Patriarchy isn’t new. Genesis 19:6-8. Lot offers his virgin daughters to a mob to protect his male houseguests. The Bible calls it virtue. Today we’re arresting women for miscarriages while Epstein’s list walks free. They’ve been running this play for three thousand years and they’re still at it.

I forgot Scooby

I would co-sign that.

I only watched a few. Jetsons, Josie and the Pussy Cats and Bugs because my brother loved it. He still does 😂