Its def spooky season, I'm getting the sliders on tiktok again 😏

MMA face-offs have me like "just kiss, ffs"

Just some cat pics :)

Yes Google Maps, I will absolutely narc on the cops, thank you

I'm gonna rip my spine out

My toxic trait is not getting out of bed until 5 minutes before I have to leave the apartment.

We've killed world leaders for less.

Not me telling my cat we don't play with scissors

Just hanging out in my car so I don't interrupt the squirrel eating his snacks 🐿

If you’ve sent me a text and I didn’t respond please know that I didn’t forget you, you’ll live on in my subconscious as a vague sense of dread forever

But what about second surgery?

(They had to go in and break up scar tissue as I'm very behind in regaining my range of motion. I'm doing well, excited to make progress again!)

I don't have a cat, I have a parrot

This is adorable 💚

Every spring I am reminded that the sun and I can become enemies real fast

Baby girl in the Cone of Shame 😂

Every morning, I have to ask my cats where my hair tie went.

I barely feel real

There’s never really a bad time to go out for a walk around your local area while picking up trash and litter

Except maybe like a hurricane but even then it depends on the category I guess

6+ weeks post-op and I am allowed to start putting weight on my leg again!

My two sleeping babies 🥰

I post cute shit, but she's actually a menace 😂😭

She plays fetch 😂🐀

I do, in fact, care 😊

I'm excited to get my first one!

Chimkin

Adorable post-surgery companions 🥰 (the little one's a menace)

Knee surgery yesterdayyyy 🤪