Getting my tache & eyebrows coiffed courtesy of my brother 💁🏻‍♂️😂

Aesthetic is 90s Dad

Thanks so much mate 🙏🏻

Cheers mate!!

Well..I’ve been on SIX dates and I genuinely get butterflies when I see him or hear from him. Unheard of for me. *Plays “Cher - I Found Someone”*. Now just need to try not to fuck it up

😆😆😆😆😆 “You once slaughtered an eel on Alan Shearers fields”

I LOVE “You’re a nutjob” 😂😂😂😂😂 he’s a genius. It makes me howl

Posting bush on main 🐿️

Love it

A photo showing a group of people dancing. The people are labeled individually with tags that say burn out, World War III, rising gas prices, AI slop, and the world low-key ending. The person in the middle is labeled me just trying to enjoy my life.

gm

Deck the c*nts! 💥

Punch a racist today

🤔🤣🤣🤣

Was it the Princess Peach mug that gave it away? 😬 haha

haha! Ya not wrong. Well this obv proves I’m a big gay then 😅

Out at 6:30am for a walk/run. I don’t even recognise this person. Obv I had to let everyone know. Prob won’t do it again for a fortnight 😅

Name your fave Queen song (It’s a Kinda Magic)

Happy Birthday mate!

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“We’ve got a fat guy in the United Kingdom who just got a 100”

I’ve never had a 100 sleep score before. Do I win something? I hope a buzzer went off somewhere at least

Oooof 🤤

⚔️ 💥

Met my bruv for a coffee. Very wholesome of us

Sorted 👍🏻

Off darn the tarn if anyone wants owt?

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I hate the fact that when you’re over 40, if you have 1 bad nights sleep you just look undead

I don’t think ever heard anyone say Magnemite. I love everyone has their own fave

He’s my fave of all time 🥰

Model is wearing the 2026 Spring/Summer Psyduck range 🦆

@ccshoreditch.bsky.social Happy Birthday mate! Have a good one🍻🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🍾