Close association with a sex worker?

Doesn’t he refer to the New Testament as his biography?

Putin supporting puppet should be grateful he has an independent judiciary to whine to

Let’s seem him fly into Scandinavia

Thankfully, the rest of the world know him now as a war criminal

Jesus Christ what has transparent and legitimate democracy come to ………

Sorry, meant “Doctor , what has …..”

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy

I’d save the word count

“The United States has lost”

Keep it simple

And we used to think he had hit a base in his stupidity

How to unite an entire world in hating the United States of Assholes

And Americans wonder why the rest of the world think they’re stupid

Midelfart and Trump !!

Now tell us as it is about US debt markets , Scott

Be able to write similar stories about Trump and US based journalists very shortly

Assuming he doesn’t go after Reuters!

All we need now is for the Telegraph, Mail etc to report this alongside news highlighting the price of petrol or being held hostage by far away interests fighting over oil

If they can’t report the life changing positives of air quality and foreign policy, they could at least try a balanced view

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

Trump has achieved something spectacular in four weeks

Made Iran a superpower, as now recognised as capable of holding the world’s energy needs by the jugular

And relegating the US to a failed colonialist power ,unable to see a picture beyond themselves , stripped of soft power, devoid of allies

Unfortunately for JD , Europe stopped listening to him long ago

Wonder what their plan is once Trump’s attention is taken up by the Oval Office curtains or his ballroom once more, next week?

Not to mention the thousands of innocent people needlessly killed across the world as a result of his belligerent ignorance??

You may aswell ask Melania what Donnie likes for dinner

He has no clue himself and nor does anyone else around him

Crock-o-shit and Tubbs

Good Heavens!

The rest of the world gets to have their lives determined by these corrupt, ill informed, bigoted clowns yet again!!

There are other people on this earth, America and very few now respect you !

Three people too stupid yet incredibly invested now see what anything with an intellect above seaweed have know for years

Sounds like a Netanyahu line to me

Trump is just a puppet for Putin or Netanyahu

Caught in a trap of his own depravity and greed

Art of the Deal

I think the less amazing thing will be how Republicans agree with him

A cognitive decline that puts him on a par with a sea cucumber?

It’s Easter in a couple of days - perhaps he’s waiting til the weekend?

10 minute nap between points 7 and 8

What on earth could have caused such unusual weather patterns?