OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

Time sensitive: this is the last day to submit comments opposing the Bureau of Land Management's clearcutting of Oregon's ancient forests. This is a tool that educates you on just how diabolical it is, and it helps you submit your comment. morethanjustparks.com/oregon-old-g...

Go Birds

I didn’t realize your real name was Boy

Sounds like you bought it at Video Only

Imagine? That’s regular day at the Eugene Costco

2025-26 College Football Playoff Field

No. 5️⃣ Seed: Oregon

#CFBPlayoff 🏈🏆

I read this as DUI and was still intrigued

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw

Khruangbin (tonight)
Florry
Billy Strings
Tedeschi Trucks Band
Gillian Welch & David Rawlings

So what you’re saying is it’s really 41-6

Their Kouign aman is to die for

But high on the innuendo list

That’s a TD

“My eyes! The goggles they do nothing!”

"Allar, sideline... OOH IT'S PICKED! DILLON THIENEMAN CALLS GAME! THAT'S A WALK-OFF WHITE-OUT WINNER FOR THE DUCKS!" - Noah Eagle on Oregon's 2OT win over Penn State

Incredible ending.

David Corenswet wearing an Eagles sweatshirt with Rachel Brosnahan leaning on him

It is important for America to know that the new Superman is from Philly and a Birds fan

No, it’s because you’re postulating that the main reason men are gravitating towards the far right is because they sense “hostility” from the left and not because they actually align with the right

Oh man the road to discovery for context here was wild

That’s no moon

Rep. Laurel Libby, R-Auburn, recently used my second-place finish in the 1,600-meter run, and that of my teammate in the 800-meter run, to malign Soren Stark-Chessa, the trans-identified athlete who finished first. One of the reasons I chose to run cross-country and track is the community: Teammates cheering each other on, athletes from different schools coming together, and the fact that personal improvement is valued as much as, if not more than, the place we finish. Last Friday, I ran the fastest 1,600-meter race I have ever run in middle school or high school track and earned varsity status by my school’s standards. I am extremely proud of the effort I put into the race and the time that I achieved. The fact that someone else finished in front of me didn’t diminish the happiness I felt after finishing that race. I don’t feel like first place was taken from me. Instead, I feel like a happy day was turned ugly by a bully who is using children to make political points. We are all just kids trying to make our way through high school. Participating in sports is the highlight of high school for some kids. No one was harmed by Soren’s participation in the girls’ track meet, but we are all harmed by the hateful rhetoric of bullies, like Rep. Libby, who want to take sports away from some kids just because of who they are. Anelise Feldman Freshman, Yarmouth High School Yarmouth

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

Maximum Kelper would be better

If you’re still posting takes like this on any platform….You are decidedly NOT doing your best. Just saying

Better than Agholor

A masterpiece