the president is sportin a half chub #YIAYflag

gonna get a portal gun tattooed on my dihh

y my ball hurts :(

was creatin some caca earlier and heard me a train. thought I done shit out a choo choo or somethin

Peter scurries up your arm and onto your shoulder. He stands on his two hind legs, whispering in your ear, "You cannot get rid of me, look." He quickly changes into his military uniform. He was a soldier the whole time. But none of this happened. It couldn't. You have the 3rd amendment.

You tell him you don't have any, you're lactose intolerant. "So much for the tolerant left, ey fellas?" Peter scoffs, squeakingly. You've had it up to here. you scream at him, "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!" It's silent for a moment.

A mouse shows up to your front door. He introduces himself "I'm Peter McChedda, cheesed to meet ya!" He invites himself in, "Nice place ya got here," he squeaks. "I think I'll stay." For weeks you beg him to leave but he keeps asking you "Where's the cheese? Where's the cheese?"

I fucking hate blueberries god fucking fuck I hate goddamn fucking blueberries fuck blueberries pieces of shit fucking stupid blueberries i hate them goddamn fucking stupid asshole blueberries fuck them

but blueberry pie... heh heh yummers

I just posted a video on tiktok. It was Skate. gameplay and I know some chud is gonna feel the need to comment "dead game" or some dumb shit

why does Zach Braff look like that?

been eatin a lotta blue lately

It's like when Joey and Chandler were hanging out with Richard and wanted to be like him so Chandler grew a mustache and Joey got the cigar.

I keep seeing slideshows on tiktok captioned "Indie bands with perfect discographies" but it's just a groups of 4-5 white dudes dressed as different levels of Mac DeMarco on the cover of the "2" album.

if you are trans, you have to live. the world needs your spirit, your art, and when they bury these decrepit monsters clinging to power by lying about who you are we will need your help pissing on their graves.

why do old people lick their hands before turning a page. Nasty asses. it doesn't even work. it just makes the paper wet and puts germs 👎

Markiplier? more like fart supplier haha im just joshin

genuinely tho, #IronLung was amazing. 8/10

im gonna crush five corn dogs, three beers and pet my dog
#weekendplans

I love yoo-hoos but I hate shaking them before drinking them. I always feel like I'm jacking someone off

fire comin out my angus rn. didn't eat anything spicy, just swallowed some lighters

im baked rn and i cant feel my butthole

Just breathed in my own fart
#dayruined

jesus christ randy fine is so round 😭 he's just made up of various circles

But that wasn't even the most shocking part. The most shocking part was when he ripped off his pants and started doing the vertibird and making air horn noises. I don't even remember air horns being in any of the fallout games.

Anyway, 9/10 finale

be for everybody."' And Lucy tells him "He only took a few-" and Thaddeus goes, "Yeah, took a few hundred. Keep this guy away from the chem dealers."

#Fallout spoilers ahead!
I can't believe Thaddeus killed everyone. The most shocking kill I think was the ghoul, he grabs him and rips him in half from mouth to butthole IN FRONT OF LUCY. And she asks him, "Why did vou do that?!" and Thaddeus says, "cos of all the jet he took. Those are supposed to-

I don't have much time left *masturbates furious-er*
#YIAYdoom

"scubrime tonmy chanel pleas giys" #YIAYhouse

I CURSE YOU WITH FIELD OF GIANT SKIN TAGS ON BALLSACK

Jack hits 5 mil and he releases his nudes (finally)
#YIAY2026