You just made my day ! *hugs*

Rex in the apple orchard

Old age is the one disease that we don’t look forward to the cure.

Please stay tuned for more cheerful posts and philosophical insights from Rex Masters that just brighten your day !

Boy I took a long hard look at myself in the mirror this morning.

Man, I’m sure not doing that again 😱

Hey Waiter Waiter !
There’s a film in my soup !

Waiter;
For 6 bucks what did you expect, Citizen Kane ?

A coworker said she had $385 dollars stolen.
I walked into the bathroom and counted, it was only $127 !

Why do people lie like that?

Tonight’s family movie is the 1958 classic A Night to Remember.

RIP to an old family friend Percy Haynes who was in steerage.

A mortician always comes to my bar on monday nights. I always like to ask him if he wants a stiff drink.

What lays on the ocean floor, twitching uncontrollably ?

A nervous wreck

Eragon

I find this very interesting and heavily thought provoking

I feel that’s a very accurate description

What has 4 legs and and a arm ?

A pit bull

I started dating a X-ray technician, she was the only one who could see anything in me

Ironically the expiration date of your grapes is the birthdate of raisins

NASA has started a new program to explain mankind to aliens.

It’s called Apollo G.

What do vaping and taxidermy have in common? | The Real Cost YouTube video by The Real Cost

Here’s the link to the vaping formaldehyde public service announcement I mentioned earlier.
Told by bad taxidermy

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This made me 😿.
Let’s all join paws and celebrate with endless awoos !

You could be vaping formaldehyde!

(says the stuffed animals in that public service announcement)

The Pride Flag is coming back to Stonewall !
It’s a victory for all, no one should be marginalized.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink ?
Hey you want me to put that on your bill ?

Gee, like I haven’t heard that one before.

If schools do away with homework what are dogs supposed to eat ?

Home of Studebaker

A photo of a canon camera plus accessories on a grey background.

I was going to list this on eBay but it’s not worth a whole lot and I would like to see it go to an artist that needs it. This is a Canon T3i that comes w two batteries, a charger, strap and an external flash. The auto focus is busted on the lens so it is manual only. $100 OBO w free US shipping.

Depends upon the family 😳

So you know it then, awesome!
It’s such a wonderful quirky film that influenced so many movies since

Family movie tonight is the 1947 noir thriller The Lady from Shanghai.
Starring Rita Hayworth and Orson Welles

Just heard about the latest rage, a fidget toy called NeeDoh.
Anyone into these stress relievers ?

Love it ! 😍

Tonight’s family movie is the Andromeda Strain from 1971.
A brilliant film by the great Michael Crichton

Only when they fly backwards 😂