Wait did Eddie steal your phone

That's a very niche nerddom, even for you

Observation while running on Summit today: the warm weather and open car windows means I can hear drivers hollering about cars in front of them who dare to do things like *drive the posted speed limit* and *wait for pedestrians in the crosswalk*. God forbid they be inconvenienced by safety!

Yeah this checks.

A gold star that says prince painted on the black brick wall of first ave. A silver star that says Bob mould is below it.

Prince's star on first ave the day he died. It is surrounded by many flowers and purple balloons.

Stopped to pay my respects, just as I did 10(!) years ago. I'm surprised there are no flowers today.

A gold star that says prince painted on the black brick wall of first ave. A silver star that says Bob mould is below it.

Prince's star on first ave the day he died. It is surrounded by many flowers and purple balloons.

Stopped to pay my respects, just as I did 10(!) years ago. I'm surprised there are no flowers today.

Fashion in full force at the SF Cherry Blossom Festival 2026 7/14 3 red Shibas on leashes wearing colorful Japanese robes

One of the Shibas in a beautiful green floral robe

Black and sesame Shiba in a blue Japanese robe. The Shiba is tall and slender and looks tres chic

there was a Shiba parade in San Francisco and all the shibas wore yukatas it’s too much

You guys. A goose is nesting under the Spoon Bridge and Cherry. This is our Romulus and Remus moment. We already became ungovernable. Now we become myth. #Minneapolis.

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery.

My gallery is like 99% orange so that's easy 😜

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

But the goddamn birds will start chirping loudly at 4:38

Lol it snowed??

An orange cat stuffed into a blue shoebox. His eyes are closed and he looks very relaxed.

Oh to be a pampered little cat, just vibing in a shoebox.

An orange cat stuffed into a blue shoebox. His eyes are closed and he looks very relaxed.

Oh to be a pampered little cat, just vibing in a shoebox.

It me, I'm Area Man

As a Minnesotan, I long for the day we are no longer a regular topic in your newsletter.

If Bluesky's got a hangover or whatever the least they can do is wheel in the TV cart and put on an episode of NOVA for us or something.

I am awoore

I figured!

Awooo?

Read the ebook ages ago, looking forward to buying a paper copy and giving it a reread!

An orange cat laying upside down, half inside a galaxy print cat tunnel

Woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of this goofy little cat trying to drag his entire tunnel up the stairs to us.

The trash has a PURPOSE.

Rugs go a long way (maybe over the tarp...). We also have some furniture and a kegerator down there, so it's kind of a tornado party.

All of it is gross. Imagine eating a little pal! A buddy! A four legged fren! I simply shan't.

An orange cat laying upside down, half inside a galaxy print cat tunnel

Woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of this goofy little cat trying to drag his entire tunnel up the stairs to us.

We also have a solution for this.

What if we just cleared Congress of all the abusers and sex pests this week

what is stopping us

who cares what party they are in

My family's veterinarian when I was young was Dr Purrington! Maybe they're related.

I will have her smoking and listening to inappropriate music in no time