🤣🤣🤣

Not too much to ask, you thoroughly deserve it. And you *will* find it.

🫂

That looks excellent!

If only I lived nearer London for these kinds of things. I saw Mary Beard in Kensington on Sunday - she was excellent - but weekday things are more difficult to attend.

There's a 6 week burlesque course I want to do, but heading to London after work every Tues...😬

@classual.bsky.social New header? 😏

I have been absent due to meeting a classics professor and adopting a dog.

Also I was today years old when I realised that female dogs squat to pee and don't cock their legs.

I don't know about classics professors, though.

Every now and then I think of that woman a friend knew from a ferret owner’s group who said that her ferret loved it when she blew raspberries on his bellybutton, only to discover that wasn’t a bellybutton and that he *really* enjoyed it

That's a great photo!

Brixton London Underground station

Ton of Bricks!
I love this visual pun on the wall tiles at Brixton London Underground station on the Victoria line.

So amazingly beautiful! 😍

Sunday Epiphany Suddenly I landed. The wind knocked out of me. Heavy gasps. Breathing in slowly. Fingers checking. Nothing broken. Eyes closing. You smiling. Me realising. How hard I have fallen. In love. - Michael Faudet

Love the corset - you look fabulous! X

Saturday Morning Everyone who made love the night before was walking around with flashing red lights on top of their heads - a white-haired old gentleman, a red-faced schoolboy, a pregnant woman who smiled at me from across the street and gave a little secret shrug, as if the flashing red light on her head was a small price to pay for what she knew. Hugo Williams (b. 1942)

Looks blissful!

Fibbing? Me?

Never! 😉😇

Friday Any Month Five PM The workers Happily begin To close their minds With too much food And not enough alcohol To get ready For the next winter Called Monday With its storms Called appointments And Things Left undone - Leslie Carl High Rock

How come sleeping in just a t-shirt and no knickers feels naughtier and more naked than wearing nothing at all? 😈

Eat my dust: what is slow vacuuming – and does it work? When it comes to vacuuming, slow and steady wins the rug race, according to social media users

Slow vacuuming?

Seriously?

Just use some Shake 'n' Vac and get over yourselves...

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Beard Kisses 🧔

😏😄😘

Tommy and Gina

#IconicCouples

Yep!

I am saying all manner of witty things and have posted explicit photos of Every Single One of my Sex Holes but Bluesky keeps glitching.

Rude.

Glad you are beginning to feel better.

Fingers crossed 🤞 you'll be getting wine-drunk with friends soon. X

this is just to say

I have had an issue
fetching the posts
that were
on the timeline

and which you
were probably
hoping
to doomscroll

forgive me
the takes were so hot
and so
rate limited

Thursday Poor Thursday; tortured soul. No matter what, invisible you stay. You try, but they are cold They wait through you for Friday. - Sofia Fiona

No, not tonight.

Lots of cheese though! 😊

For you - yes xx