Going to get bloodwork like a big brave dog

Not quite a hermit yet, just a little hesitant

No it's not

I think I just don’t like Skindred after Roots Rock Riot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This new album fucking sucks.

(I'm only two songs in. The third song just started. I'm calling it. Fuck this lmao)

SOAD ended up all being a bunch of huge disappointments.

hell i could eat

Idgaf what scientists say, I'm licking that thing

I bet this taste good and is good for you

On a scale of 1-10

Hypothetically, how funny would it be if I were late for a meeting because I took too long jerking off in the shower?

At my bar mitzvah I actually had them add extra foreskin

11

Because as a great man that I know once said ball is life

Ayyyyyy

Look how fucking whimsical my house is right now

Shit. This is the horny strain of weed.

I’m going to bed.

Well I meant it, you big softy ♥️

My dearest friend here also happens to be a very talented artist on top of a long list of other awesome things about her.

A oil painting that represents my soul after vacation. Shiny rainbow and water reflection comes to mind. This is a nonobjective painting

Ok for real. Now it’s done 😂
Brought it to class and the teacher had some great advice for me and I think it’s even better now. Critiquing went great! I’m on cloud 9! 💖🌈

Babs. This makes me feel like I'm looking at an underwater mermaid rainbow on the sunniest day in the clearest water. And the water probably tastes really good.

This is beautiful and I love it and I hope you display it prominently because it deserves to be.

I love it a lot. You're very talented.

I used my Brawler Mii, ButtMaster

I beat her easily with my first character

Lmfao get rekt nerd

My 10 year old child has challenged me to a 5v5 Squad Strike in Smash Bros.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If she dies, she dies.

Udon best noodle

I’m fat and fuzzy
And I smell like weed everywhere
My homies call me Smokey the Bear

They actually double as tampons

You can have one too! I have mooooore

Woooo!

We are waiting

Come get high with me

What would it Latin name be?