Saning, witching, rearranging furniture. Council is shopping. I let the chicken out of the cage

Nah it’s like the lord of the rings where it’s all one game that’s just like a buncha parts trust me I’ve never played any of them so I know

Wizard Finch it’s your grandson who else would call you grandpa

What do you do if you conjure a sentient golem? I don’t wanna dispel it cause it’s just been begging me not to but I also don’t wanna deal with a sentient golem. Someone help please

Just learned to conjure a rabbit that’s really fucking good at backflips. I WILL find a use for flippers

Fuck if I know Wizard finch. I’m here TO PARTAAAAYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wizard Finch is getting lit

I love kobolds so much. They’re like if dragons were pathetic and to me that is an upgrade to dragons

Bro goblins are a crazy race. What do you mean these 3 foot tall dudes are the most batshit insane scientists ever. Who taught them physics and how to build a cannon??? AND HOW DID THEY ACTUALLY BUILD ONE

I love my husband ( we’re not married but he’s my husband just trust me ) so much cause I’ll say the most crazy shit that would get me thrown out of the realms and into the uncaring void and he would just sleepily say “real”

Hey I mean I don’t judge you know. The gods know I’ve done weirder

My golems have all gathered around a big table and started to eat turkey stuffing mashed potatoes and other stuff. They don’t have mouths what the fuck are they doing

I’m happy to take them off you’re hands. Feathers. Wings? You know what I lm saying

This happened to a buddy of mine. Turned into a month long quest for them. Worst part? She rejected her at the end of it

Never too early to learn how to cause chaos

BRO ONE OF MY GOLEMS LEARNED TO TALK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. IM DISPELLING THIS MF BEFORE HE TEACHES THE OTHERS

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As you should

I know right? How dare he eat him with *Nutella*. Gross

And you don’t?

Or like a small hairless bear

Will be using this in my upcoming project: a fashionable golem

Waddle away core

You ever get smacked so hard fighting a chronomancy wizard you fly into the next human holiday? Let me tell you. It’s not fun. My golems do NOT do well when I’m not around

I’m willing to make that sacrifice

;-;

Like with my own blood? But that would like… hurt

Does anyone know any quick ways to up your mana? I’m getting pretty sick of only being able to summon three golems cause I somehow always get into a situation that requires four

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Everyone?

You know what to do wizard finch, kill the boyfriend. Turn him into dust

Wizards need to have their own bard types, speaking all those incantation really fast has got to translate to singing fast right?