Much like allbirds, I will be pivoting from being a TV writer to being an AI company. Do I know what that means, no. Investments begin at 1 billion dollars, who wants in?

What Would Jesus Do?

Starting all my cover letters with, "Dear AI overlords, please find it in your algorithm to bless me with this job."

Viktor Orbán to try to regain seat in Hungarian parliament by running in Alberta’s Battle River—Crowfoot by-election.

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me.
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I'm convinced Poilievre is a paid op for the Liberal Party. Every time I hit my peak hating Carney levels, this guy comes out of the dark and reminds me that Carney is slightly better than him.

Yesterday was the 15th anniversary of me quitting drinking, and the cool thing is I forgot. Increasingly it's just a thing about me, I don't drink, and I don't have to think about it as much as I used to. That's cool.

This manufacturer war is most likely just a way to transfer more wealth to the already wealthy. Expect big government money transfers from us to the rich.

Party that exists only to obtain power not sure what to do now OTTAWA - Following two by-election wins that have allowed the Liberal Party of Canada to finally cement an electoral majority, Prime Minister Mark Carney has admitted that the party has absolutely no ...

Party that exists only to obtain power not sure what to do now

Liberal Majority. Prepare for the austerity!

Honestly, I believe this, cause Trump obviously has never seen a depiction of Jesus Christ.

Few people know this, but the Pope actually is the Chief of Police in Vatican City.

Few people know this, but the Pope actually is the Chief of Police in Vatican City.

Die as soon as possible.

Orban eating shit would be incredibly good news. That was the Epstein/Bannon/OG alt-right pet project for years and their model for how they want to gain permanent power. If they flip every lever there and still lose, there's real hope.

Also looks like he co-created Big Mistake...

Both Canada and the US are trying to kill the postal service. Why? So that guys like Bezos can come in and privatize the whole thing and make even more money. The Postal Service is an essential service and should not be required to make a profit.

The "Liberals".

Yeah! Nice score!

Longtime Conservative MP Marilyn Gladu crosses floor to join conservative party.

Fuck! I lost my entire life savings because I bet on polymarket that Trump WOULD annihilate an entire civilization. Fuck!

He still needs to be removed from office. Dems need to stay on it.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

The people of Iran pose no threat to the United States — this has always been an oil war at the behest of the 1%.

Now, Trump is threatening genocide over it.

Where is the leadership from Carney to denounce this illegal war? Where is the pressure from provincial leaders?

anyway please remember that curtis yarvin and peter thiel and marc andreessen and elon musk and sam altman and mark zuckerberg told everyone who would listen donald trump was a brilliant statesman who was going to make the world safe for innovation after the stifling regulation of the biden years

trolley problem meme, only there's just one track covered with bodies that are being run over by the trolley and the person lacks any sort of control, captioned "You can only watch"

the vibe

Screenshot of a post from Donald Trump: A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

The President of the United States is openly threatening to commit genocide against 90 million people.

Prime Minister Carney: if there was ever a moment to denounce this illegal war, withdraw your support, and call for accountability for war crimes—it’s now.

Carney urges 'all parties' not to target civilians, civilian infrastructure - Trump says a 'whole civilization will die tonight' as deadline for Iran to reopen Strait of Hormuz looms Prime Minister Mark Carney is urging "all parties" in the war in the Middle East not to target civilians or civilian infrastructure and to respect international laws and humanitarian responsibilities....

Carney: "Iran bares some responsibility in this for daring to have power plants and bridges that Donald Trump can blow up."
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