Getting a difficulty setting with those extremely lethal extended fights where every individual mook could finish me if I screw up, but if I play right I can tear through them before they get to gang up on me? Great!
Unable to quicksave in a game that crashes when you go through a door? Terribad.
like, sneaking around knowing that a lucky potshot from the guys who can't see me but know roughly what direction I'm in could cripple me? Great! Fantastic!
Getting the drop on someone and dumping an entire mag into their head only for them to turn around with half their HP left? Very bad-feeling.
the difficulty modes in fallout 4 are wacky like that
setting it to "very hard" just turns enemies into oneshotting bulletsponges (unsatisfactory) but "survival" only boosts damage and not HP, making for very satisfying, very lethal combat...
only it comes with all the other "survival" baggage
the way the path defaults to just longer and longer temps before becoming a permanent one is very uwu
a safety feature that impedes the normal operation of a device is worse than no safety feature at all, because users WILL disable it in a way that's more dangerous than whatever the previous solution was
like what the hell was wrong with smartscreen
going to the dentist today and turning off the main road I got behind someone who just
stopped
in the middle of the street
like they pulled off the main road and then stopped in the middle of the junction for literally no apparent reason like they just didn't know where to go next
the fact that there's no way to say "allow this once" without disabling the feature entirely makes it useless as a safety feature
if people have to turn it off to use their goddamn computer, it's going to be turned off, making it literally worse than useless
well yeah both of those count as getting them wet
like don't pretend to represent local people if you can't even be arsed showing your faces outside of the bounds of the M25
pricks
local elections coming up next month
been getting the usual campaign flyers and door knockers
you know, the local party staff getting out and campaigning on the ground
today I received... a letter
just a plain letter in the mail
from the reform party
mailed from a postcode in twickenham
get tae fuck
time to lock in
wait til they find out that bat files are how vampires get permission to enter your computer
I want to believe
but I can't find a source other than three photoshops of the same kind of story using three different photographs from some facebook page called "dude humour"
aaaaaa for @screemonster.bsky.social
Oh no this is powerful
avida in the shadow wizard money gang
she loves casting spells
I have a witch does that count
The problem is
"Hi how are you" and nothing further from a total stranger who just joined the server or never otherwise interacted with you or anyone else present is increasingly a tell for a fucking bot
especially since like
anthropomorphism is literally "making the thing human shaped"
and the human shape can include boobs
a cup of buldak spicy ramen
unfortunately my cup noodles tend to be these ones so you're
uh
in for a time
A purple bunny witch standing with arms outstretched and yelling with a broomstick in one hand and a potion bottle in the other. She is standing on a levitating stone block that is being struck by lightning, in the background is a castle on a cliff being hit by a crashing wave, lit by a full moon
[HARDCORE CHIPTUNE MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
@zwiebelprinz.bsky.social knocking it out of the park once again
If the office dress code demands that I wear a shirt with a collar, I'd rather wear a polo than a dress shirt
Because fuck ironing and fuck ties
Also in summer you can put your sunglasses under the collar behind your neck and that's a more secure place to keep them than dangling them in front
Diavolo from JoJo getting sent to time prison
She really just hit him with the gold experience requiem
Consider my petition wisely, lagomorph. bsky.app/profile/this...
Oh gosh
It does seem pretty teasy
Once again you ruin me with swimsuit tummy
Mood
he's giving me John Rhys-Davies vibes specifically from when he was doing FMVs in the 90s for sci-fi games like wing commander 4 and Dune 2000
I can absolutely picture some dude in privateer 2 showing up in that outfit chewing the scenery to a somewhat bemused clive owen
me when I see an artist open for comms and I want to see how they draw bunnies (specifically, I want to be certain they don't give them dog noses)
(and this is part of why digestion doesn't really vibe with me but absorption and tf and sentient fat and such really do, keeping that continuity of being HELD, if someone's, like, digested then that kills the "futile struggling" angle of the whole situation)