It's me! I'm one of the guest singers :3

Screenshot of tech news aggregator Hackernews. The first link is "What is jj and why should I care?"

Hackernews asking the important questions

A plate of medium done steak, some wedges, broccoli and carrots

It's very sweet watching your boyfriend while he's just looking through his horny rubber pics 🥰 anyway, he's an unrelated rump steak and wedges (there is a sauce under the steak, I'm not a monster)

GimpSimp lying on a cobbled surface in orange pup suit, pup hood, harness and cuffs

tired rubber pup 😴 better get rested before MRM soon...
📸: @pyropup.uk

A piece of chocolate brownie marbled with a translucent white liquid

An inside view of the brownie slightly marbled with a translucent white liquid

I slightly misread the recipe 🙃

(It is not cum, it is condensed milk. I accidentally added too much)

Heyyy let me out 🥺🥺 the rubber under this down and pvc is making me hot and horny
📹: @pupelio.bsky.social

The gym at my new job has communal showers 🙃

GimpSimp in a silicone drone dog hood, mitts and orange rubber surfsuit

Darklands is nearly here already 😱 Who am I seeing (if I have a hood with eyeholes)?
📸: @pupelio.bsky.social

Having a BSG binge. Rewatching BSG 2004 and watching og properly for the first time. I love seeing all of the little Easter eggs that I never knew about 🤓

You are being misled about renewable energy technology. YouTube video by Technology Connections

Let's do this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

But I do really like the half Klingon half Jem Hadar teacher. She seems to be the only one somewhat attached to the real world

I try to keep an open mind about new star trek series, especially those arrived at younger audiences (Prodigy was great, few oddities but great). I'm finding it really hard to suspend any disbelief. I don't think the writers understand internal consistency 😐

If it makes you feel any better I'm now on interview round 4 for a job which I am a) overqualified for and b) was told my ability to start immediately was a definite pro 😮‍💨

So my turkey was ready a full 45 minutes ahead of schedule 😬 that the my plan right out of the window. But it turned out alright in the end. The sprouts had a good amount of bacon added and there was a gallon of gravy.

A slightly buttered turkey in the oven with a temperature probe

The turkey is in the oven, it's go time!

Suffering from a bit of social isolation at the moment. Do any other unemployed people fancy doing something during the week? My days are pretty empty besides job-hunting and depression 🫠

On all fours is the best place to be 🤤
🍆 @delphidog.bsky.social

GimpSimp kneeling on a bed, blindfolded and tied up in bondage cuffs, mitts and pup hood

Keep your pup under proper control at all times

He was the standout star for me this series. Everything he did was fun, and now I know where his rosemary grows 👍

I'm just glad they don't have a Voyager one yet, otherwise my wallet would be in pain 😬

Metazooa Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!

Easily my new favourite daily game, even if the answer is apparently NEVER a turtle.

🦗 Animal #829 🦝
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
🟧🟧🟧🟩🟨🟨🟩🟩
🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 14

metazooa.com
#metazooa

I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it YouTube video by Technology Connections

Folks, I have a new video today where I'm very excited to announce a new dishwasher powder on the market.

Why am I so excited? Because it's vindicated every single one of my detergent opinions.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAX2...

A drop down from a job application. Title: Gender Identity Options: - Yes - No - Prefer not to answer

I'll take a break from my long-time Bluesky hermitting to bring you the following Job Applications are Hell update.

What is your gender identity?

Picard diversity tip: The fact that a crewmember looks alien to you does not make them any less of a Starfleet officer.

Matt Smith's Doctor Who. The caption reads "Why can't you give me decent food? You're Scottish fry something"

Just watched The Doctor's Daughter again and we all need to be reminded how fucking amazing Catherine Tate's Donna Noble is. I can't think of any other companion who figured things out before the Doctor

Is this destroying old drugs?

Got a room coming up in my lovely flat in Hackney! Decent sized double room, high ceilings, big lounge

£733.33 + bills = £880 approx

Ideally would like to share with other queer kinky/furry folks.

Looking for folks wanting to live in a home as a household rather than just trying to rent a room.

Ok. They explained it away in a sentence. But I'm still annoyed.