The cuck chair in the corner is the perfect metaphor for Democrats who are "trusting our institutions" and "following the rules" while the country is getting railed on the bed.

I finally have the proper metaphor for how Democrats keep "following the rules" and "trusting the institutions" while the country burns.
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"the cuck chair in the corner"

Seriously.
You can make it really far by just *showing* *up*.
Like, you're head and shoulders above 90% of population.
And if you're honest and not a dickhead, yeah, that's the whole package.
But, somehow, being really arrogant got be a *thing* and now we're dealing with these people.

Yes, please.
I'll keep using my brain to come with new ideas instead of stealing old ones.

It's how the the "Go hard or go home!" people underestimate my willingness to go home.

"Regular or unleaded?" the guy would ask my dad.

It's weird that I've kept my flexibility, so I can still move well.
But I suck at sitting in one place for a long time.

That usually happens if I sleep with my left leg curled up under my right. Your mileage may vary.

I usually get, "Yeah! Can't believe anything these days" and then a shrug.

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They hate science, logic and reason.
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Amongst others like:
a) Wrath of Khan: bugs in the ear scene
b) The Thing: pretty much any inside-out-skin scene
c) The Black Hole: egg beater claws in stomach scene

Rocket Math is hard, guys. Give them a break.

If you're waiting for universal approval...

That sounds like the crap that a dude-male alpha-bro podcaster would say.
I love seeing babies.
I coo over them all the time.
When i was 18, I found a wandering, pre-speech toddler in nothing but a diaper and made sure he got to his parents.
Is that woman supposed to be a feminist?

GLORYHAMMER - Gloryhammer (Official Video) | Napalm Records YouTube video by Napalm Records

I think it's great this guy managed to take lyrics he wrote in grade 3 and make them into this awesome song
"Fly high into space to charge my
Laser-Powered Goblin Smasher
With the force of solar fusion
Flowing through my veins"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKlV...

yeah. um.
The "moral debt" was where you used the health, welfare and education of several continents, skimmed off the cream of the crop, to make yourselves exorbitantly rich.
You need to repay that by contributing to the health, welfare and education of the next generation.

"Reducing crime" IS something technology could help with.
But it would involve "improving education" and "limiting misinformation campaigns" and that's boring.

Before reading, I feel like I'm going to hear:
"Freedom isn't free!"
(which is supposed to mean "you need to fight for it" but will be used to mean "we get to spy on you")

Well, the pedophilia clearly wasn't what drove him out.

Most Smart Bibles(TM) have monitoring technology built into them these days.
The things they learn from motel rooms...

A guy was caught returning Lego boxes after removing the Lego and replacing it with dry pasta. 70 times.

Heinous.
Imagine opening your xmas present and finding pasta inside.
All levels of gov't must work together, across party lines, to prevent the emotional devastation this man has effected.

Things, as a lapsed Catholic, I must often explain to Catholics about their belief system:
a) the Pope is the only one who hears back from god
b) the "Immaculate Conception" was the conception of *Mary*, not Jesus.
Yes, Gina, if you're "Catholic", Pope Leo does represent you and the Catholic Church.

[clutches pearls]

All the Catholic School Football Teams:
"Wait, what?"

A text explaining, based on the characteristics of the Artemis astronauts, how important art and the humanities are to the scientific crew and their outlook on their duties.

Yes.
There is *no* way my engineering education should have excluded all of philosophy and the other humanities the way it did.

Taken from the Marienbrücke, I guess?
The bridge was too crowded the day we went, so we didn't have time to get a pic from there.

The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is weird, isn't it?
Like, if you look too closely at a beam of light - if you know it's location *too* precisely - it just veers off in a random direction.
That's a really good sign the universe has a rendering limit and it can be broken.

A render or drawing of an H0 scale CN train caboose.

First, the baby's room (nursery, i think some people say).
But it's not exactly that orange.
Which could just be how the laptop renders it.
If we're being honest, I think my dad's old H0 scale train set had one of these guys:
(I couldn't find a real picture)

This seems an unlikely story.
How do you get an interview where your resume doesn't already list your programming languages?
Everybody who ever interviewed already knew my skills, "C/C++, python, perl, Java, etc."
Unless this is a coop interview.
In which case, tee-hee, silly kids.

SQL is either 'ess-kyoo-ell' or 'sequel'.