burning my arm with mac n cheese is about to be my 13th reason today :( is there nothing gentle in this world

petition to stop everyone asking me what i've been up to 🛑

my cat has severe anxiety and they're setting off fireworks i have indigestion and they're setting off fireworks i'm writing poetry and they're setting off fireworks it's 1 am and they're setting off fireworks

it's been stormy and grey for days and they're setting off fireworks i have a migraine and they're setting off fireworks i'm watching sinners and they're setting off fireworks

if you don't suffer from acne fuck you

first nectarine of the season. happy pride

it takes 21 episodes and the reemergence of tooms for skinner to show up like damn get this dynamic their daddy

being so generous can hurt :( i didn't even eat any of the peanut m&ms i bought before leaving the bag with my friends

lol at me roasting potatoes for the community vegetarian/vegan food swap and bringing my share home to eat with leftover chicken. i contain multitudes and hunger

hell yeah 👏

me too! because what are frogs?

cycling between celebrity jeopardy and jeopardy masters to remain appropriately apprised of my knowledgeability

chances are this just means i got on here for the first time this week and you are posting and i am loving

boo (general sentiment)

i am, as you might say, cooked. battered and fried, even. maybe reverse seared. stuffed into a small old toaster oven with broken knobs.

It's Trans Day of Visibility, so if you're cis and can afford it it's mandatory to financially assist a trans person. If you're at all interested, I'm currently raising money for top surgery, you can send money to my PayPal @naoroan

cried ad nauseam, but presently with particular distinct disgust: it has been a year? since last year? oh fuck

it's so stupid that i have pelvic pain because i'm ovulating isn't this exactly the time penetration should hurt the least

i can't believe i had someone over to bake my birthday cake with me and i broke the fucking buttercream for the first time in my life. i blame the winter weather

it's funny because i was watching the mentioned videos and was thinking "maybe i should put more pretties in my nose"

scratch that — the pain is the ancientry my bones are rounded like the mounds of appalachia

merry christmas eve i am yearning and grieving it's nothing new even if it feels like it is

"i cooked you this meal" acts of service
"let's dine together" quality time
"you ate" words of affirmation

180 literary rejections in a row. that’s how it feels to me to get 3 rejections in a row.

this shit is logarithmic

amidst all the nightmares i dreamt i took up a mulder/scully situation and we fucked right away

power to the workers and fruitful be the strike but the inhaler i usually get my cat is sitting unmoved in a canadian pharmacy and so i'm probably gonna have to spend $300 to get him one here instead dang

oops i got my hair cut and now i look like a cheeky pixie girl and not a disheveled man poet. it's hard out here

i believe you