Yes, these people are as insane as the conspiracy theorists on the right.

hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines

Trump loves you

Gonna start telling people I was born in the late 1900s

I assume the music labels aren't a fan

I wish apple music would add a dislike button for songs to ensure I never hear certain ones again

Chuck you're awful bro

Random and weird

That one felt to me like a nod to Norm

I posted this over two weeks ago and now half my discover tl is just random people saying they love their wives.

Go Sox

Thanks for working hard to keep our youth educated

He wouldn't dare

Bless you

oh and fuck ticketmaster

My wife got us Beyoncé tickets 😍

Apparently. They stuck the acela on a route with severe speed restrictions. Dumb and a waste of money.

Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again.

Quick little block-in experiment turned try-hard. Enjoyed doodling my favorite household cleaner this evening 🤠

Appreciate you 🙏

Shout out to all the therapists out there

Not going to post the gif, but the CEO of X just went on TV and did multiple n*zi salutes at the White House to raucous applause. This shit is real.

I believe you

Consider that the majority of drivers got their license forever ago and have never been re-educated or re-tested. Pretty scary to think about.

Very much feels like mankind is entering our "destroyed themselves with their own creation" era.

Hell yeah, looks warm

Almost got into a car accident and I am shook!!

Defensive driving is still the best bet! I only avoided a collision because the other driver did exactly what I suspected he might do.

Most people steal because they're desperate for money. They aren't thinking "will I get caught?" They are thinking "how will I live today?"

NFL player reads a book on the sideline of a playoff game.

Guess I should stop making excuses for not finding time for L&D.