Posts by DJ GAY PANIC
things i recently talked about on my newsletter
- the FDA shutting down double scorpio
- the rapper pissing off the right and walking for Miu Miu
- the ethical slut ceiling
- the party trying to make everyone trans + latina
- the popstar hinting at a "Lou Reed era"
we are ALREADY in chaos!!!!!!!
I wish every single diva I follow here was posting on substack instead.
It’s giving how Twitter used to be!
waaaaaay less uptight than this stodgy place.
Tummy full of Yerba Mate I’m feeling yummy t-t-tummy full of Yerba Mate I’m feeling yummy
feeling the need to get absolutely Tossed at Animal and then do an afters at the rebranded Kelloggs Diner
getting flagged on substack for "potentially explicit content"… damn guess I really am that bitch!!!
I am returning to substack! Real heads will remember when I published weekly from 2020-2023ish. This will not be that, but it will be fun.
devaintdispatch.substack.com
I really want to DJ at The Cock
me as soon as u visit 🗽
Cuntyham + DJ Accident Report doing Dilf-o-vision tonight with a full moon in Leo squared with Uranus….. chaos shall reign
another year, another Google search to find out how to watch the superbowl halftime show online for free
Overheard at a bushwick birthday:
“I got noro virus at zero chill……”
i just assume they know me in real life and don't want to engage in sister dick
next level
deadass nights like HOLE PICS: SOPHIE give me the strength to keep going during these batshit times
divas call themselves religious but have never had a transcendental spiritual experience
Dilf o vision every Tuesday at the Parkside lounge 🤡
Divas, it’s time to dust off all that “Be Gay, Do Crime” merch
things that happened at dilf-o-vision last night:
- dick sucking next to the DJ booth
- a spontaneous b2b
- the crowd demanding the reality show guest strip on stage
counterclockwise: Mo, Larry, and Curly after passing around the rush bottle
Qhrist Almighty said “gooners, furries, and sides” and I knew right then what Cher’s next single should be.
HELL yea
7:30 on Tuesdays no cover
realized I’ve actually DJ’d out of state multiple times, but all at secret parties in the gay woods….
I wrote about how Democrats ought to be more like Republicans—not, as centrist Democratic operatives would suggest, in their vile hateful intentions and goals and beliefs, but in their determination to treat opponents as opponents and to fight without compromise. www.the-reframe.com/being-more-l...
Places I Would like to DJ in 2025:
- The Lot Radio
- Earthly Delights
- a pool party
- a clown party
- a party with pop up drag shows
- out of state