i bet that could happen for sure. well, maybe i wouldnt bet on it. its very likely. theres a good chance itll happen. i mean im pretty sure. probably. it could happen, maybe. its possible

could you cook an entire cup of rice and eat it in one sitting for 5 million dollars? the catch: you're allowed to call the fire department as many times as you want, but $10 will be subtracted from your winnings each time you do unless you dial them by accident or just want to ask them a question

Is this really happening?