❤️ as always, we appreciate your guidance 🙂

The clever girl has spoken! Rawrmen ❤️

Ooooooo looks like a new raptor date, April 23!!!!

@churchoftheraptor.bsky.social

I will ensure my staff and I pick up some rotisserie chicken!!!!

May almighty God be with you all, may he bless and protect you.

This war breaks my heart, the needless suffering and the harming of innocent people is an atrocity.

I remain, a laborer in the vineyard of Christ Jesus,

His Holiness, the Legate

The prayers and petitions of myself and the HCCoG are with you.

The war being waged is against Christian values, and is abhorrant to Early Church teachings.

I will not stop speaking up, and speaking out with my fellow religious leaders in decrying the violence.

And also with you, lettuce prey 🙂

A lot of deep breaths being taken, especially with the heavy news cycle.

I still cannot believe that the administration threatened The Pope, and with Avignon to boot. I want to see Vance explain that to St. Peter at the gates...

"...You did WHAT to my successor?"

such a direct challenge to the Chair of Peter, and the Papal State.

I abhor this beyond what words can convey. To my fellow religious leaders, I implore you all to speak out against the threats.

May God help us all!

+Brandon

I receive the threats against the Holy Father with outrage. The administration just keeps racking up reasons as to why I excommunicated them from HCCoG.

I am morally outraged, saddened, and grieved that a political faction would issue

An Address from the Legate

BREAKING: There it is. 2 week extension. TACO.

Easter Sunday Mass 2026 | Chanted Eucharist | HCCoG | Basilica of Saint Longinus YouTube video by Basilica of Saint Longinus

The Easter Sunday service is finally uploaded. After many difficulties, I got it edited and uploaded about 12 hours behind schedule…thank you all for your patience

youtu.be/IOaIPhq54uY?...

While we know what happens tomorrow, we ask the faithful to put themselves in the mindset of the disciples. Today was a day of profound grief.

May God bless you all this Holy Saturday

Today is Holy Saturday.

We remember that nearly 2,000 years ago, the disciples were broken over the death of their Rabbi; the light of the world. After the death of Jesus, the disciples scattered, fearing they were next.

AI picture of me and a dinosaur. I have my hand on their opposite shoulder. We are both looking into the camera.

For a timeline cleanse I thought I’d share a picture from Threads.

And I’m going to tell you that a lot of us are waiting for the ‘Raptor’ on the 22 March

It’s Threads. It was a typo. It’s now a Threads wide joke

This is my new friend Rory who I hope will visit again during the Second Coming👋☕️🇦🇺🦖

cindybaldwinbooks 11h Threads inventing an entire dinosaur-based religion inspired by a typo is my favorite thing this month. As for me and my house, we welcome the Raptor O5.1K Q 147 G 111 → 26 investwithzasha © 29m + Haha, that's amazing! What's the funniest "typo religion" idea you've seen so far?

If you’re just catching up, Threads has decided that on March 22, the Raptor is coming

Also there are a lot of bots lol
@cindybaldwinbooks.bsky.social

Threads is busy getting ready for the Raptor so I don't feel like shitting on the whimsy. That means y'all get to hear that my grandpa fell yesterday and he's not doing okay so my mom is trying to make arrangements to fly out tomorrow since he might die and she's busy worrying about +↓

For those that don’t do Threads a misspelling about the Rapture that was due today has essentially created an entirely new church of the Raptor.

Get thee to CostCo and your rotisserie chickens and repeat and provide tribute to the coming of the Raptor.

Ok… where are the rest of my Raptor friends? My church is back, but what of the rest? Have our dinosaur friends found the blue skies yet? I miss my whimsy. #PreysBe #Rawrmen 😢 🦖

Hear, hear and Amen 🙂

Know that my Staff and I thank you greatly for your words, they mean a lot to us.

One would think that the government wouldn’t surprise us anymore. Yet, sometimes it still manages to hit new lows.

Like JD Vance’s book. I don’t envy any religious leader, but I especially don’t envy Leo…JD is his…

Same here…My poor staff has to be the one that informs me of such things. It is exasperating trying to keep up with the shell game of theirs…

Our hearts break for our Catholic Friends, Neighbors, and loved ones…We are not amused by Hegseth’s decision one bit.

We hope all our fellow Christians had a most solemn Good Friday.

God bless you all, now and all the days of your life!

Beautiful!!!!!

The Feast of the Holy Raptor instituted by my Hand on the 23rd of March 2026!

Preys be the clever girl!!!!

Rawrmen! Chicken-Allelu-Kings to the Clever Girl for she is truly the Most High Clawed One!

Raptor was sad. Misses talking to Little Snacks. Came to Blue Sky, where Peeple didn’t know about Raptor. Raptor will keep trying to bring joy and whimsy, and hopes some of you will enjoy having Raptor in their feed. Pieces be with you, Little Snacks. 🦖

There was excitement. There was joy and whimsy. There was a world wide inside joke. Raptor made efforts to interact, to inspire, to bring kindness. Lots of Little Snacks found Raptor. Mar 22 came and went, and Raptor was there. Then Threads decided Raptor was bot. Kicked Raptor off platform

Raptor has received some “what is Raptor about?” messages. Raptor will try to explain.
About a month ago, Cornelius of Costco made Holy Typo. Typo informed Little Snacks that Costco was busy because “peeple no about Raptor. Mar 22…” Thus the prediction was made. Holy Typo inspired Little Snacks.

annnnnnndddddd....Posted to YouTube. Goodnight, and God Bless you all. We will see ya'll later today :)