Me: “Who the fuck is Betsy?!”

Wna todo partió porque esta loca le pregunto por mi a mi amiga y ella le dijo que mi mamá ya está en la etapa final de vida, que me veía muy bajada. Encuentro muy depredadora a la loca, heavy.

Pal pico, la weona lleva poco tiempo haciendo esas weas aunque siempre fue “mística” pero quedé pal pico. En vola yo ando horrible pero no pa pagar esa wea hahahaha y quería fotos mías y no se que wea, ni siquiera era presencial 😂

Una amiga le comentó a una conocida en común que creía que yo necesitaba una “limpieza energética”, la tipa le ofreció hacerme una, mi amiga me preguntó y acepté. Lo que mi amiga y yo no cachábamos es que la ayuda eran ✨150.000 bella✨ menos mal se me ocurrió preguntar jajajaja

Rodrigo Santoro, I’ll always love you ❤️

Asqueroso culiao

<GET A THERAPIST!> - CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP <GET A THERAPIST!> CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

Speaking of healthcare. Let's make @bsky.app the platform that fights misinformation. Some great follows are @drsusanoliver.bsky.social @jsm2334.bsky.social @therealtruther.bsky.social

Let's get them more followers and engagement than other platforms and let health science accounts find a home

Still haven’t seen Wicked, but it does warm my heart to know that there is now an entire other generation that is going to attempt to read, and inevitably decide not to finish, the book it’s based on

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is laying on a table with hearts around him . ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is laying on a table with hearts around him .

Rewatching Scorpion because I can and because I’ll always love McPhee and Wong

Lorena Bosch… the woman that you are ❤️🫦

😂😂😂

Plw 🙃

I’ll be honest, from everything I’ve seen about it, I’m convinced Emilia Perez is a The Producers-style prank?

michelle yeoh looks like a goddess a queen a mother in star trek section 31

"she caused a motherquake measuring 9.9 on the cunter scale with that look"

Me encantaría decir que me sorprende la falta de sentido común de mi hermana, pero no. No me sorprende, debería estar acostumbrada pero no entiendo cómo puede ser tan weona.

This is filth and no one should be on Twitter any longer.

a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a group of people . Alt: Ted Danson saying the real bad place was the friends we made along the way

It seems like the tech bros have encouraged their followers to come here over the past week and incite hate,,, it’s a lot of Hide, Report, and Block,,, we will not wake up and realize the good place is the bad place.

Challengers (Original Score) Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross · Album · 2024 · 16 songs

No Oscar nomination for Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross for CHALLENGERS is ridiculous. open.spotify.com/album/2NHhf3...

Makes perfect sense to discontinue medical research right after a global pandemic that killed millions. This is the kind of strategic thinking we need!

A SARAH PAULSON QUER MTO SER MADRASTA DA FERNANDA TORRES

Thrilled to see cameras roll at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden on Supergirl, with Craig Gillespie at the helm and the phenomenal Milly Alcock as our Kara Zor-El.

More racism than love 👀

I just made Tini’s Mac n cheese and 10/10

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Following everyone that has ever used the term “Avorah”, because that’s the group of ppl I wanna be surrounded with 🙃

I hope this gets more popular in time, bc twitter has me sick with all the alt right wing assholes with blue check marks appearing at the beginning of every single fucking interaction 💀