If i overheard someone in the pub talking like he does, i'd find another pub

Actually i now remember it was going to be a one page Viz style comic strip 'The mad adventures of Damien Gough'

AI image of Donald trump with a bad pencil drawing of a boy

Whilst Trump AI images are all the thing .. i briefly ruminated on a 'Badly Drawn Boy' series to include 'Badly Drawn Bee' amongst others

I give you Bigly Drawn Boy (no i didn't put much effort in)

I'm not the best of Catholics but I'm sure Papal infallability is still a thing. Has he not reached that chapter in 'An idiot's guide to Catholicism' yet?

I think they're set up for the semis

Arsenal deserve to lose for the blue kit. I reserve this opinion for every time the first kit wouldn't clash regardless of team

I usually 'support' the English team in Europe but reserve the right to laugh my tits off if they lose

Asteroids and pinball.

Is this the right time to bring out my playing arcade games at watford gap with UB40 whilst on the way to Belgium for a school football 'tour' story?

Went to the old den in the mid 80s. Not recommended

Spring back makes more sense. We've all been hunkered down for winter and now everything springs back to life

Is spotify on holiday? My discover weekly only has 7 songs instead of the usual 30

Change by Tears for Fears

Melchester Rovers

Apple mail sucks.

Have my out of office on and sent myself an email from my phone. I inadvertently set up a doom loop where my mail was responding to my out of office with a new out of office and so on.

Had to quickly unhinge my out of office before i crashed the internet

Too boney

An empty pregancy test box on top of the bin in a Costa coffee toilet

Toilets in Costa. When you gotta know, you gotta know.

23 players see red card after mass brawl in Brazilian cup final between Cruzeiro and Atletico Mineiro

It's regrettable," Hulk said after the incident.

He told you not to make him angry

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

I hate myself that i just checked whether it has a BK

Don't tell him about it, let him put the effort in

Here's what it means ....?

If you have a mortgage, you ought to know.

If you're thinking of getting one, you ought to know.

Who are these articles for?

Just ahead of the Aire Valley road

Get Roger Boyes on the case

Moscow Central

4 down is a great clue

Is there a face palm emoji ?

Peter Lorimer the early years one?

I've just learned that the Great Wave of Kanagawa has Mount Fuji in it. I had a print of this on my office wall for a number of years and never realised.

Every day is a school day

Go back to? Some of us never left