Treasure shop girl

Stuffwell is informing Mario and Luigi (and Baby Mario and Baby Luigi), "I advise spitting on everything you see!"

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (DS, 2005)

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Dinner looks delicious dear but it seems a little... linear. Where are the rogue-like elements that make every new bite interesting and fresh. The re-eatability value here is not very high if I'm being honest

Jacob Batalon (Ned Leeds actor) looking sharp posing in a suit above the headline CEO OF SEX is dropping 3 NEW POSITIONS + NEW GENDER

Uncle Aaron putting his hand on his nephew Miles' shoulder, both heavily JPEG artifacted: IMA GET YOU THE [battle pass] MILES Miles, still low quality: THANK YOU UNCLE AARON High Resolution Uncle Aaron holding something: I Got you the [battle pass] miles Miles wearing a spider-man shirt, holding his hands up, looking up in surprise as if it couldn't be done, this is also a high quality screenshot

#crowdfarter

*All dialogue in this uses the font for some marvel comic logo I don't remember which one* Tom Holland's Spider-Man: WHAT ABOUT THOR? Nick Fury: OFFWORLD. Spidey: CAPTAIN MARVEL? Some agent character don't remember the name: UNAVAILABLE. Spidey: HOTEL? Black and white Rober Downey Jr. under a fisheye lens: TRIVAGO

An AI dares to dream that she is human. You’ve been hired to put her in her place.

We’re sunset visitor 斜陽過客, the creators of 1000xRESIST, and this is our next game: Prove You’re Human.

Published by our friends at @blacktabbygames.com.

s.team/a/4533950

i dont think im gonna do that

an easter tradition

Tweet from @ewfeez that says: "Hey girl, are you an obelisk, because I'm trying to learn what an obelisk is through process of elimination"

Borscht the T is silent @internethippo.bsky.social (remembering the therapist told me it's ok to ask for stuff during sex) Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow

A tweet from @notnotscotty which reads: "They're taking our jobs and they're bringing drugs into our country" well that's convenient because I love drugs and I hate working

Charmed and fascinated by Chess Wars, a DOS game released in 1996 that features live-action cutscenes of medieval melee when playing pieces engage one another in battle.

morning

"seriously? how bad could it be?" - me, a fool

image of an ebay listing. it reads "XBOX 360 SIGNED BY ABRAHAM LINCOLN (CERTIFIED SIGNATURE) for $50. the image is of an xbox 360 with the words "Abraham Lincoln (16th prez)" written kn it

dog with pink collar with dialogue saying: "copy, look up, add sticker, share..." in which the caption says: "why would she say all that??"