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Cringe oldhead crashed out of life💀

God damn

The cheeto dotard depleting our precious missile stocks 😭

Hi do you guys take Venmo or cashapp? PayPal is giving me issues

Kayaking through the Strait of Hormuz with a mason jar of gasoline

Bank of Erath
Erath, LA

Supermarket deli shelf with cold cuts labeled “KRETSCHMAR TURKEY OF THE BONE”

Dark Souls boss-ass cold cut name

Tomb of the Unknown Small Business Owner

Prego, play despacito

Bigger groundhogs

The psycho pedophile regime who kidnaps and kills us is polling unfavorably

When fairies see this in their trees they know the rent is going up‼️

To the tune of China Grove

bluesky dot anime‼️

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning

American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV

french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts

British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

Gosford Park (2001)

Gosford World (2015)

Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Beignet style ☺️

Stuffed zucchini blossoms on deck #MikesTreats #ATasteOfItaly

That’s so out of pocket

Years ago it would've been controversial for me to say Peter Griffin wears chinos. Now it's incredibly de rigueur and everyone loves saying it constantly

(condescending) Peter griffin wears chinos (eyes closed, single nod with slight grin) yes, he does

Quite frankly me as well

Nothing a few honees can’t fix

Protein Doritos

There needs to be a total moratorium on this sort of thing before I go crazy

You can, and should, eat one ounce of parmigiano reggiano cheese for the same amount of protein and 1/4 the calories

A box of protein pop tarts

This is the world the beef tallow nerds have created. 400cal for 10g of protein

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war]

President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay

Media: they are feuding😳

fyre festival-ass war

James Cameron to David Ellison