gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

terrestrial tv (my parents’) makes me feel like I’m getting stupider every minute

so sorry

A globe shaped puzzle of the night sky with the constellations highlighted

did a puzzle

wow!

♥️

"Mute all posts with this tag" >>>

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

Always a good sign when a town's top attraction on TripAdvisor is the visitor information kiosk.

omg loooooiive

I LOVE THIS SONGGGGG (no tiktok needed to view) seetiktok.com/t/ZTkuSd78x/

whoaaa

damn i really gotta read the alt text every time, some of y'all are slipping lol. i don't want to clutter anyone's timeline with stuff that doesn't actually have alt text!

it’s so frustrating, isn’t it?

today is the day of The Great Cleanup

this is going to be a lot of work

plan in comments

i smuggled 2,200 ants out of kenya and let them loose in the bluesky servers

Today is Thursday.

Starbucks is partnering with ChatGPT. McDonald's is partnering with Perplexity. Target is partnering with Claude. Home Depot is partnering with FuckMate. Domino's is partnering with Copilot. Dunkin is partnering Gemini. Barnes & Noble is partnering with Plagiarism. Trucknuts is partnering with xAI.

A serial-numbers-filed-off version of the Succession theme playing in the background is a very nice touch.

Lollllllll hahahasaaA

It's #TaxDay. Immigrants deserve to benefit from public services we pay into. #TaxFairness4ME #TaxTheRich 🧵 👇🏾

and... the gender of the day is: whatever you say it is. just like every other day

curiouser and curiouser. claude has been down/not working a lot today. makes me wonder if someone's doing something bad out there, bringing it down. (another AI?)

my kiddos love Geese! 17&22

saaaaame!

I honestly never imagined a world where I would be cheering on the Pope of all people.

if you spell "woke" backwards, what do you get? ewok. and i don't think that's a coincidence.

A brown tabby cat staring off into the middle distance leaning on a wistful looking schnorgi gazing at the photographer. They are resting atop a comfy looking blue couch.

My weekends are like this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH