So, you are saying his career is on the rocks?

Kash files a lawsuit against The Atlantic.

You know and I know he'll gin up quite the explanation, so to speak.

Who is going to tell him he flew past "No more Mr. Nice Guy" a good five or so decades ago?

Not a plant? Are you sure? I am getting wax begonia vibes.

If you go with just "Little does Hegseth know," it's evergreen.

Everybody knows the mark of the Beast is orange.

Also, who does Jesus's nails?

And yet, their God cannot cure cankles.

There is not one reference to cankles in the Bible. Just saying.

If only American farmers could find a way to use bullshit....

There are worse things that could happen. For starters, he could bust out a melody of Billie Holiday's greatest hits.

Remember that Easter basket sugar high you had when you were a kid?

Here is what it is like in the age of social media.

So what he is saying is that our current president and one of his secretaries have bona fides when it comes to scum?

Tom Cruise would not do that sort of thing, right?

Well, the former is worth 7 more points in Scrabble.

Honestly, he looks like a 12-year-old positioning himself to fart in the direction of his sister.

I guess I missed it. What season of The Real World was he on?

Will ICE fill-ins have guns? Most TSA screeners do not carry guns.

Nothing like a guy with anger issues and a gun telling you to take off your belt.

This is the look of a guy who is going to be wearing a rug in 15 years.

He is the living embodiment of a hungry ghost.

Elon has fathered at least 14 little gremlins. Odds are at least one of them was going to land in this bucket.

The big question: Do they get to still wear their masks?

Feels like I've read the headline, "Trump just planted the seeds of his destruction" dozens of times.

Will someone please add water so they will grow? It is long since time for the orange one to go.

Having never updated his hair style, I knew in my heart the project was doomed.

Just over a year in and it is surprising that White House aides are shocked over anything.

As a general rule, if you are talking to sidewalks, you are not taking your meds.

Wait. He can write?

Just curious. Did you cut off the part about where she expresses concern for all the Iranian children?

I don't know. With his cankles, they could be trying to keep him from standing.

Ezra Klein quote about firing Noem "the right way."

Somebody please confirm with Ezra a cannon was involved.

Somebody confirm with Ezra a cannon was involved.